25-Year-Old Man Dies: Sexy Girlfriend, Motherly Phone Call, and Wii Fit All Possible Suspects
Tim Eves, a healthy 25-year-old UK man, hung up the phone with his mother only to die abruptly several moments later while playing Wii Fit with his girlfriend. Your first thought may be to link the Wii Balance board (as many outlets are) to his death, but if you stopped there you would be doing your inner detective an epic disservice.
Examine the facts. Why must the gaming device always be the bringer of death? It very well could have been the conclusion of a nagging motherly phone call or a strip teasing girlfriend that caused the former scout leader to face dive towards the carpet.
How many times have you rushed to end a call with your mother because all she wanted to do was nag your ear off? “Come over and fix my VCR.” “My computer needs new anti virus software.” “The printer is broken.” Blah Blah Blah. My blood pressure is rising already just from talking about it.
And what about your sexy half naked girlfriend? Always looking to distract you during your gaming sessions. Walking around in her Victoria’s Secrets and stuff, smacking her butt and saying things like “I’m thirsty”. Women are the devil Bobby Boucher and don’t you ever forget it.
Either one of those are more likely to have me grasping my chest than an in-place jogging session on a Wii Balance board. If a medical determination is what you seek, paramedics pronounced the man dead upon arrival. No official cause has been determined, but the family is being told that the death was due to Sudden Arrhythmia Death Syndrome (SADS).
Source: Telegraph.co.uk Via: The Dan Landis Examiner
