Comments on: 25-Year-Old Man Dies: Sexy Girlfriend, Motherly Phone Call, and Wii Fit All Possible Suspects

By: LVG

LVG — Tue, 31 Mar 2009 12:48:29 +0000

I think you guys are missing the point. This isn't really a laughing matter, a person is dead. All you've done is made a shameless effort to bring hits to this already popular site.

You, sir are less in my eyes now.

And the commentators are worse.

By: Raz

Raz — Tue, 31 Mar 2009 00:20:29 +0000

Great article! It's about time someone took a stand on this – clearly the Wii and all other game consoles are tools of the Devil to enslave our minds and make us kill our parents (or possibly just drop dead from overexposure to the satanic boxes' evil messages).

The sheer innocence of Nintendo characters alone is proof of something sinister lurking behind Mario's feckless grin. He's too friendly with Luigi; and too distant with Peach (never quite seem to hook up, do they?), enjoys 'sitting' on goombas and popping mushrooms, so Nintendo is not only covertly encouraging us to practice the sin of sodomy, but also to try illegal psychotropic substances.

There needs to be a coordinated response to this obvious threat against our children and the moral fabric of society. Might I suggest mass exorcisms followed by banning video games and repeatedly bashing the Old Testament against our foreheads until original sin is paid for in full? ^_^

By: Demi Adejuyigbe

Demi Adejuyigbe — Mon, 30 Mar 2009 22:45:17 +0000

Oh, man. I laughed. Then I realized what I was laughing about and felt ashamed.

Then I laughed again, because it was clever. Kudos.

By: Phahtrox

Phahtrox — Mon, 30 Mar 2009 20:19:42 +0000

Lol, I really hope this isn't true. But alas, I would take his place to see that. lol.

By: Lacarious

Lacarious — Mon, 30 Mar 2009 18:44:43 +0000

nice article dude! you nailed so many things in that article. you da man!

By: Dylan Duarte

Dylan Duarte — Mon, 30 Mar 2009 17:55:14 +0000

Holy shit, there's a sudden adult death syndrome? That terrifies me. Man, I bet his family is real SADS.

Rimshot!

Also shame :(

By: SenorTinman

SenorTinman — Mon, 30 Mar 2009 16:27:53 +0000

Nice reference to The Waterboy.