A lovely piece of promotional material hit my inbox today for Klondike bars. If you ever asked yourself what it would be like if the lure of Klondike bars was combined with the perverted nature of Leisure Suit Larry, we’ve got a treat for you.

Deep inside the walls of a virtual man cave that reveals its features with a burst of white goo (see jizz like presentation above) you will take the reins of “Khaki Pants Pete”, a former man whore with a sudden urge to shun his wife and suburban home in an effort to relive his youth.

Chapter one features a bath time episode gone bad, a search for missing Klondike bars, and multiple attempts to seduce and bang the family babysitter. Check the game out at klondikemancave.com and let us know what you think in the comment section below.

Tags: jizz, Khaki Pants Pete, Klondike Bar, Leisure Suit Larry, marketing, online game

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