God of War Collection Coming November 17, Trophy List Announced

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The PlayStation Blog have announced that the full HD re-releases of God of War and God of War II on a single Blu-ray disc will be coming out on November 17. They’ve also released a list of Trophies, which can be seen after the jump.

I think they’re a bit rubbish, to be brutally honest. I think Trophies and Achievements are better when they’re used to point out silly things you can do in the games, or used to reward those who have completely mastered the game. There’s a little of this in these ones but not nearly enough; most of them look like they’re just for stuff you’re highly likely to do when just playing through the games.

Still, I’m looking forward to the release, since I haven’t played the games yet and I’m told they are great.

GOD OF WAR

Bronze

1.21 Gigawatts – Acquire Poseidon’s Rage

Rocking Out – Acquire Medusa’s Gaze

Bolt Action – Acquire Zeus’ Fury

Sword Man – Acquire Blade of Artemis

Soul Search – Acquire Army of Hades

Matador – Win the first Minotaur fight

Scape Goat – Win the first Satyr fight

Roll Over … and Die – Win the first Cerberus fight

Don’t They Ever Shut Up! – Defeat the Desert Sirens

Beat a Dead Horse – Complete the Centaur sacrifice to Hades

Kickboxer – Complete the Spike Room Box Puzzle

Rockin’ the Boat – Complete the Sex Mini-Game

Don’t Leave Her Hanging – Rescue the Oracle with 10 seconds to spare

Get the Ball Rolling – Complete the Challenge of Atlas

Totally Baked – Complete the Human sacrifice

Splash – Kiss the Nyad

Get Me a Beer Kid – Free yourself from the depths of Hades

Zero Health = Bronze Trophy – Open a Health Chest when your health meter is already full

Hitman – Get a 100 Hits Combo

Getting My Ass Kicked – Die enough times to get offered Easy Mode

Silver

Kratos’ Marble Collection – Collect all the Gorgon Eyes

Stick it in Your Cap! – Collect all the Phoenix Feathers

It’s the HUGE One – Retrieve the Captain’s Key

Take the Bull by the Horns – Defeat Pandora’s Guardian

God Killer – Kill Ares

Head Hunter – Obtain the head of the Architect’s wife

The Power to Kill a God – Retrieve Pandora’s Box

Hitman 2 – Get a 200 Hits Combo

Legend of the Twins – Watch the ‘Birth of the Beast’ Treasure

Seeing Red – Max out all Weapons and Magic

Gold

Prepare to be a God – Beat the Game on any Difficulty

You Got the Touch! – Climb the Spiked Column in Hades without taking damage

I’ll Take the Physical Challenge – Complete the Challenge of the Gods

Speed of Jason McDonald – Beat the game in under 5 hours on any Difficulty

Key to Success – Collect all of the Muse Keys

Platinum

Trophy of Zeus – Unlock all God of War Trophies

GOD OF WAR II

Bronze

Breaking Wind – Acquire Typhon’s Bane

Big, Tuff, Buff and Rough – Acquire Rage of the Titans

Blue Balls – Acquire Cronos’ Rage

Shiner – Acquire the Golden Fleece

Rock their World – Acquire the Head of Euryale

Learning to Fly – Acquire the Icarus Wings

Shaky Ground – Acquire Atlas Quake

Death from Above 2009 – Defeat the Dark Rider for the first time

Resurrection – Climb from the pit of Hades

Rock Hard – Defeat the Titan Minotaur inside Atlas

Pick’n on the Little Guy – Win the battle outside of the Palace of the Fates

Watcha Got on the Hot Plate? – Solve the riddle of the Fire Phoenix Statue

Whip it Good – Whip the Steeds of Time

Lift with Your Knees – Topple the Temple in the Bog of the Forgotten

Swinger – Cross the collapsing Grapple Bridge

Stoner – Stone and Shatter 30 Enemies

Super Sized – Get a 500 Hits Combo

Hitting Your Stride – Power up any item

Silver

Eye Can’t Believe it – Collect all the Gorgon Eyes

Go Make a Pillow! – Collect all the Phoenix Feathers

Eye Sore – Collect 20 Cyclops Eyes

Boss Batch 1 – Kill the Colossus of Rhodes, the Dark Rider, and Theseus

Boss Batch 2 – Kill the Barbarian King, Euryale, and Perseus

Boss Batch 3 – Kill the Kraken and all three Sisters of Fate

Daddy Issues – Defeat Zeus

Rise and SHINE – Awaken the Phoenix

Spread ‘Em – Open the wings of the Temple of the Fates

Shine King – Open the door to the Temple of Euryale

Blowin’ Your Wad – Max out all Weapons and Magic

Gold

The End Begins – Beat the Game on any Difficulty

Feel the Urn – Collect and use at least 2 Urns of Power

Bleeding Thumbs – Beat the Challenge of the Titans

15 Min Fight Scene – Battle your way to the Loom Chamber in under 10 minutes

You Know the Germans Make Good Stuff… – Collect all Uber Chests

Platinum

Trophy of Gaia – Unlock all God of War II Trophies