Thanksgiving Dinner Video Game Nerd Style

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This Thanksgiving, when you sit down with your family and look around at the dishes, silverware, beverage containers, and even the food itself … ask yourself, is this meal fit for a video game nerd? If the answer is no, here are a few things that I whipped up in Photoshop that might help you turn it around.

Every table needs a tablecloth, but not every tablecloth is worthy of laying down the foundation for a meal of video game thanks. That’s why you need to be the first family on the block sporting a Nintendo Power Pad tablecloth. Clear the dishes, mash the buttons, and you’re on your way to World Class Track Meet infamy!!

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Set the table with utensils and plates capable of doubling as weapons and shields because you never know when a boss fight may break out. Huzzah!

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Wet your whistle with a beverage that refreshes and helps you “do your dailies in half the time!” Since it’s a special day of thanks, you’re going to pour that tasty beverage into a Master Chief Helmet Mug and keep it cool with some Tetris shaped ice.

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Table, dinnerware, and beverage aside, you’re eventually going to need to eat! And you’re not going to want to settle for just any old food now are you? Absolutely not! You deserve the best that the video game world has to offer, and I’ve got you covered.

While most of us hate to eat them, vegetables and fruits are part of the four food groups. They’re rich in vitamins and nutrients, but that doesn’t mean that they have to be boring! The video game veggie selection consists of Super Mushrooms and a Sackboy Stuffed Potato. You’ll want to be careful when reaching for the cranberry sauce though.

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Who can resist bruschetta, especially when it’s the Pac-Man ghost variety. So good.

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Last but not least — the meat! Why conform to the same old turkey you eat every year, when you could be eating a scrumptious delicacy first enjoyed by the British many many years ago. Of course I’m talking about roasted hedgehog (or Roasted Sonic The Hedgehog in our case). Doesn’t that sound yummy? Happy Thanksgiving everyone.

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  • GunnyHighway

    Wow, the work than must have went into the roasted hedgehog is insane!

  • http://www.savetheinternet.com/ DavidGX

    …..the tetris icetray is the most awesome thing ever.

    I want one. Now.

  • FrankDaTank

    I want the Zelda plate!

  • BruceB

    suddenly im in the mood to play sonic. happy thanksgiving :D

  • Giant Lenin

    The cranberry sauce is pure win! The master sword knife and fork don’t look very comfortable to use though.

  • http://www.ripten.com Chad Lakkis

    I added bruschetta Pac-Man ghosts.

  • http://www.kombo.com LBD “Nytetrayn”

    1) Those are Super Mushrooms, not 1UP Mushrooms. Eat those, and you’ll just wind up hungrier. ;P

    2) That roasted hedgehog is just creepy… I mean, you stuffed his EYES.

  • http://www.ripten.com Chad Lakkis

    @LBD “Nytetrayn”,

    You are correct. I ended up changing the color to red because it looked better next to the cranberry sauce. I fixed it. Your no prize is in the mail.

    And yes, I stuffed his eyes. Tried roasting the eyelids shut but it didn’t look right. Sorry if this post puts you in years of therapy.

  • Hinkeemery

    great work! I love the power pad dining table cloth. bravo.

  • grenadelobber

    Heck I’d eat that stuff. Good job with the pictures.

  • Mega Trix

    im going to have nightmares now :(

  • Xenorebra

    If that Zelda set is for real i must have it!!!!

  • CrackMonkey

    one more ghost and you have a complete set. too bad they arent different colors. nice job thou

  • http://www.ripten.com Chad Lakkis

    They are pretty much the only real thing. So, you can get them if you like.

  • http://www.ripten.com Chad Lakkis

    And the cranberry sauce looks comfortable to eat?

  • Fat-BOstord

    So … this is what Robotnik would do if he finally killed Sonic? Fat bastard.

    I'm hungry, now.

  • thirtyseven

    I was expecting roast headcrab from Half-Life. It probably wouldn’t look that different from a real turkey.

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=8804296 Anonymous

    did someone really ever eat roast hedgehog?