Bandit Bungles Burglary Badly, Barely Beats Bubble Bobble

Maybe I should have went with Bangai-O since that was much better than any of botched Bubble Bobble games. Oh well.

Suburban Chicago is recovering after bearing witness to one of the most daring and intelligent robberies in recent memory. An unknown master thief broke into a 22-year old woman’s apartment around shortly after she had left it, most likely to pick up a copy of Nintendogs 2: Beyond Thunderdome. Obviously this burglar thought of everything, choosing a time where the victim would only be gone for about a half an hour to try his daring heist.

When the woman returned to her apartment, the burglar dashed past her and escaped. This was probably also a part of his plan, making sure the victim got a very good look at him in order to describe him better to the police. She was so surprised by this well-thought out burglary by this criminal mastermind, that she could barely keep herself calm to check her apartment and find out what was missing. Surely a man of such brilliance would have known where she kept her most valuable jewelry or her stash of money and absconded with that during his brief time in her home. It was then she realized the only thing missing was a pink iPod touch, and that her Nintendo DS lay splayed like a prostitute, still warm from the touch of this genius. Apparently instead of actually robbing the home, he sat down and began playing her DS.

Her entirely portable and pocket sized DS.

I guess mama did, in fact, raise a fool.

[Source: The Herald News]