Assassins Creed II Mosh: Ezio Really Loved Raw Power in the 80s (Video)

Now, as you could probably tell by the fact my hair stereotypically covers a large quadrant of my face, I’m a fan of that whole hardcore thing. I am not, however, a fan of the flailing your arms aimlessly in the middle of a crowd to show your enjoyment of the band thing. I find that it is without equal in the looking ri-god-damn-diculous department. This video, which involves Ezio from Assassins Creed II watching the people of Italy windmill until they pass out like it is a Dillinger Escape Plan show, is such a 100% accurate recreation of the silliness.

You laugh, you lose.