New 3D WoW Armory Displays Recent Activity, Stalkers Approve

Those who frolic in the World of Warcraft are likely familiar with the game’s online armory site accessible at wowarmory.com. This has long served as a way to compare your in-game character with those around you as a form of e-peen measurement. Well, thanks to some snazzy new Blizzard programming, you can now do all of this in stunning 3D. So if a certain someone you enjoy stalking on Azeroth repeatedly shadowmelds every time you get within ten yards of them, hop on to the new armory and spin their toon around at your leisure.

The new armory also let’s you monitor the recent activity of a character. This is a fabulous feature if your internet crush swears up and down that they’re totally not avoiding you and simply haven’t been online lately. Bravo Blizzard. You’ve now made it nearly impossible for the females who play your game to escape their basement dwelling admirers — though everyone knows, there’s no such thing as girls on the internet.