Breaking News: My Computer is Still Working Fine.

We have breaking news from the Philadelphia Metropolitan area- sources indicate that there is absolutely nothing wrong with my computer.

As of 2:13 PM Eastern Standard Time: My computer is working perfectly fine. I have no issues setting my clock to the correct date.

As of 2:14 PM Eastern Standard Time: I seem to have no problem watching or listening to any content I’ve purchased in the past.

Its Big, Its Black, It Still Works Fine on My Computer

As of 2:15 PM Eastern Standard Time: All of my games work, both online and off. For online games the connection seems to be perfect. For offline games the connection seems to be sexy.

As of 2:16 PM Eastern Standard Time: I was suddenly worried that something may go wrong with my computer that would make any of these things no longer possible. I began to drink heavily to calm my nerves.

As of 2:17 PM Eastern Standard Time: I have calmed down after remembering I can open it up and fix any issues that arise without any worry of a voided warranty or lack of support from Microsoft Sony my own knowledge of how computers work. Not having to decide between paying to send my computer away or tape pennies to the heat sinks on my motherboard is a fantastically strange concept. I can simply replace any broken component. I began to drink heavily to celebrate.

According to my PC’s official twitter account, it is currently expected that the computer will continue to play games, movies, music and generally work exactly as it is supposed to. Stay tuned here at Ripten for more breaking news on this situation.

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  • http://www.ripten.com Chad Lakkis

    Sweeeeeeet!!!

  • http://twitter.com/lightfantastic Gavin

    It took me so many takes to get those pictures with my webcam. I'm buzzed now.

  • matt

    hahaha true. both my computers are working fine. so is my ps3, and its not even a slim model. the 360s FUCKED though.

  • http://twitter.com/lightfantastic Gavin

    My 360 is currently in multiple pieces thanks to a RRoD. It is probably the only piece of hardware I have never ever felt any moral dilemma about modding.

  • Nostradavis

    I'm sure Gates would have a real problem with you. After all, he NEVER, EVER did anything like that. Excluding that teeny little issue….DOS… :)

  • SamNaylor

    I've heard great things about that movie. Apparently the juxtaposition of light and dark reflects the moral and humanitarian implications of the Arab-Israeli conflict. Supposedly the climax of the film reveals that maybe black can actually produce white.