Warcraft Rocketship Built for Two, Recruit-A-Friend and They’ll Give One to You!!

Do you play World of Warcraft? Do you have at least one friend in your miserable existence? Do you like rockets? Then THIS is the news you’ve been waiting for!!

According to MMO-Champion and a litany of other WoW news sites, starting in just a few short days, if you Recruit-A-Friend to the World of Warcraft, you will get yourself some sweet 2 seat rocket action (pictured above).  This baby automatically increases its speed as your mount skill improves (up to 310% speed if you already have a 310% mount)  “But Dave!, I already did recruit a friend last year and got this sweet Zehvra mount to ride around on . . . can I trade it in for this sweet X-53 Touring rocket?” NO, NO YOU CAN’T!! Blizzard ain’t running no soup kitchen!!  If you wan’t the X-53 Rocket, you need to recruit ANOTHER friend!!  Don’t have more than one friend?  Here’s how to cheat the system and get one for yourself . . . provided you’ve got about $50 to kill.

Step 1. Refer yourself.  (You can use the same e-mail as the account you play with … be your own best friend!!)

Step 2. Check said e-mail and click the link, then create a trial account

Step 3. Do an online upgrade to Original WoW ($20!)

Step 4. Apply at least 2 months worth of paid time to said account ($30!) (You must use game time cards unless u wanna wait 2 months!!)

Step 5. Log into referring account on WorldofWarcraft.com in a few days and assign Rocket Mount to character of choice.

Step 6. Enjoy!!

That was easy!!

*Note: Recruit-A-Friend technically not available in Denmark, Slovakia, Portugal, Romania, and other countries with strange laws and customs.

By the way, in Soviet Russia, FRIEND RECRUITS YOU!!