I don’t think I’ve ever been more happy to not get a package in the mail. The concoction you see above was sent out on behalf of EA, People Can Fly, and Epic Games to promote their upcoming title Bulletstorm, and to solicit a vote for best original game at E3.
As you can clearly see, it is meant to come across as a 1.13 lb offering of ground Echo Squadron soldier meat, seasoned with dog tags, shades, bullet casings, loose teeth, buttons, and scraps of shredded clothing. Here’s a complete run down from the packaging label.
99% Ground Grade A
Final Echo Squadron
This product was prepared dismembered and otherwise disintegrated enemy combatant. Some product may contain bacteria that could cause illness if the product is mishandled or cooked improperly. Depending on the skillshot used to butcher the enclosed combatant, it may also contain trace amounts of shrapnel, radiation or poison gas. For your protection, follow these safe-handling instructions. This product is not kosher.
While I haven’t played a lick of Bulletstorm yet, they’ve already got my vote for most original and gut wrenching promotional piece ever. Make sure to check back during E3 for our hands-on impressions of Bulletstorm and the rest of the EA lineup.