I often wonder about things like how long it would take me to eat a stack of pancakes piled as high as the Washington monument, or how many cookies I could cram into my jacket pockets without drawing the suspicion of movie theater food police.

But alas, I’m just a fat kid that thinks about food a lot — skinny guys like Epic’s Cliff Bleszinski don’t have time to ponder that sort of thing. Instead, they reserve their precious inquisitional efforts for more important things like world peace, the BP oil crisis, and inquiring on the shirtless status of men. Wha?

That’s right. Good old’ Cliffy B recently tweeted the studly Old Spice Swagger guy to ask about his no-shirt propensity.

“@OldSpice Do you do everything with your shirt off? Like, drive to the supermarket? Because I usually do.”

And, roughly three hours later, Cliff was treated to a shirtless video response from none other than the buff boy wonder himself. Check it out below, while I play with my cake.

Mmm. Good cake. This of course delighted the designer and lead to the follow up tweet below.

“Old Spice dude responds to my query AND mentions chainsawing. SO GOOD.”