Don’t Be a Goomba! Practice Safe Sex With These Nintendo Condoms
Oh man, Becky and I ended up playing Super Smash Bros. Brawl way into the early hours of the morning and now she wants me to stay over! And she wants me to sleep in her bed? What if things get serious? I don’t have any protection? Help me, Donkey Kong!
And right on cue, Donkey Kong burst through the door, looked the Nintendo fanboy right in the eye, winked, and flung him an assortment of Nintendo-themed condoms. He gave the gamer a thumbs up and disappeared back into the night.
The Nintendo-themed condoms that L337Lauren linked to her on her Twitter are the best thing I’ve ever seen. Hey Nintendo, you want to shake your kid-friendly image? Two words: Donkey Shlong.
