Stereotypes abound!  If you pre-order Duke Nukem Forever from the Walmart you can rock out in this kick ass trucker hat that will let the world know you kick ass, chew bubblegum and beat your wife!

Not much else to say really – you can place your pre-order HERE and then proceed to GIT R DONE!

*Note* Not all truckers beat their wives . . . some also beat their girlfriends.