As the Bulletstorm approaches, the man with the plan – Epic Games design director Cliff Bleszinski – has held an Epic competition in anticipation of their upcoming game.

Via the most Epic place on the internet, otherwise known as Twitter, Cliff stated:

Mere moments later, tweets started pouring in.  There were Dicktits everywhere!!  Tits on dicks!!  Dicks on tits!!  Tits with dicks and dicks with tits!!  There was no end to the mayhem!!  RipTen quickly started compiling what we felt were, “The Best of Dicktits” and we are bringing them to you in all their glory:

First up is a sketch of the lead character from Bulletstorm, Grayson Hunt.  Apparently we now know why Grayson is so angry all the time . . . he’s got dicktits!!

Grayson "Dicktits" Hunt

Next up were these Surprise Dicktits – submitted by @AuggieBenDoggy.  I’m not sure If I feel bad for this guy’s girlfriend or not . . .

Surprise Dicktits!!

Next up are these two Classy Dicktits Models from @diego_dandrea.  Classy indeed:

Then of course @Julibeens had to go and put Dicktits on Cliff himself:

Erections. You Can Has.

Not to be outdone, a friend of Cliff’s sent him these Artsy Dicktits:

Dicktits - A Still Life

Destructoid’s Jim Sterling even got in on the action – sending this entry to Cliff:  (See what he did there?)

Oh Jim, You Cheeky Bastard.

So, as we we’re getting ready to round up “The Best of Dicktits” we let Cliff and People Can Fly know that said list was in the works.  But wait!! Cliff told us there was one more entry we just had to see:

ORLY!?

So we waited . . . and the wait was worth it. Here was the final entry and Cliff declared it the best yet!!

Ladies and gentlemen, I give you Dick Tits: Private Eye:

Dick Tits is on the Case.

However, late last night a new challenger appeared – and we think that this set of Dicktits may definitely be the best yet.

Behold!! Dicktits Saves The Day:

Now THOSE Are Some Dicktits.

So, there you have it.  The Best of Dicktits.  Some things you just can’t unsee – but why would you want to?  These are some Epic Dicktits.

Anyhow, I think we all know who’s the real Dicktits here: