Petz Fantasy 3D Is The Killer 3DS App You’ve Been Waiting For!

Many are sitting on the fence, waiting for the right game to come along before they pull the trigger and purchase a brand new Nintendo 3DS. Wait no longer!  Ubisoft have announced the undisputed killer app of the new system.  Indeed, they are proud to announce Petz (spelled with a Z, because it’s hardcore as fuck) Fantasy 3d, which will retail for the discount price of $39.99 USD.

Prepare to take care of hardcore pets like Red Pandas (Not lame regular Panda’s) & motherfucking Unicorns in immersive 3d islands that will blow you away. The more you play and take care of your adorable 3D bundles of joy, the more extreme pets you unlock, hopefully a fucking Gorilla or Crocodile with any luck. Check out these sick ass screenshots below;

This game has flying Unicorns, Fuk Yea!

Horsey Potter, HAHAHAHA

 

Raise me, Bitch.

Ubisoft would have us know that

“Petz Fantasy is the perfect game for the imaginative child looking for a magical pet to take care of”

To which I say, “This is the perfect fucking game for all ages”

Grandma’s, Dads, Hardcore Gamers, this is the holy grail of 3D gaming. Forget Killzone, Petz will push the limits between reality and video games. Let us know how excited you are in the comments below, or vent your excitement at me via Twitter – @iamaaronalex

 

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  • Dave Oshry

    omfg so hardcore, I must get a 3DS and play this shit right meow!!

  • http://www.myspace.com/deathstrikevirus DeathStrikeVirus

    I’m sorry, did you say meow?

  • Dave Oshry

    Did I say meow!? Do I look like a cat to you boy!?

  • http://www.myspace.com/deathstrikevirus DeathStrikeVirus

    Am I jumping around all, nimbly-bimbly from tree to tree?

  • Dave Oshry

    Do you see me eating mice!?

  • http://www.myspace.com/deathstrikevirus DeathStrikeVirus

    MEOW!