Kevin Butler Lets Fan Know What He Thinks of the PSN Outage

Kevin Butler is a well known ‘celebrity’ round these parts thanks to Playstation’s advertising campaigns. They leave me in hysterics, and it was an excellent move on behalf of Sony to employ him as VP of everything.

However, as reported all over the internet as of late, the Playstation Network has encountered a lengthy amount of downtime, leaving many fans like impatient PS3 owner Joe Hagofsky in the lurch.

P.S: This is obviously a joke, and should be interpreted as nothing more or less.

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  • http://www.facebook.com/SemiProJoe SemiProJoe

    Haha, Thanks for posting this guys! :]

    • Dave Oshry

      We aim to please \m/_((><))

  • stlcardinal9sr

    If you go to http://www.jp.playstation.com/psn/ and have google covert the page to english it says this: “PlayStation Network” Notice of Failure

    “PlayStation Network” continues to fail a long time, and apologize.

    and this:

    Currently believed to be affected by external factors, “PlayStation Network” We fail.

    LMAO

  • http://www.dot-design.co.uk/ Web Identity

    I have worked as a network administrant; built, pen tested, and rebuilt networks from the bottom up. It just doesn’t take this long to rebuild a network… true, they could have been deeply compromised but I find it hard to believe there wasn’t a plan in place to deal with an incident such as this. Large networks should be logging any potentially anomalous traffic. Backup servers should be strategically positioned and ready to put into play. Also, if you’re trying to track a perpetrator you don’t pull the plug… how does one trace them then? Besides, they should already have logs… ideally a machine that doesn’t do anything but sniff the wire and log traffic. No, this is just bizarre, and seems inexcusable, but I’m not going to go and buy an Xbox 360 and pay for a lesser consoles service just because I am missing out on playing Demons Souls pop for a week.

    • http://www.battlestrats.com/ Cipher_8

      Lesser console? ha! Xbox Live is a superior service and the games that come out on both consoles look and play identical. I own both systems so I would know. Your either too cheap to pay for your gaming service or your a Sony fanboy in either case its your loss. I’ll be playing all of the exclusives across both consoles and have a much better experience on my main, Xbox 360. If you had any friends you’de know Xbox live is superior. Party Voice Chat & Voice Messages while I can play or watch anything… how is your “superior” console doing on that?

      • Phaze

        You play or watch anything on your 360?

        … stick a bluray disc in that sucker and see how that kitty purrs.

      • Dr Z

        Talk about a fan boy….

  • http://5SL5 intheBUTT

    LOL. Thought it would be bad, but it made me laugh.

    • Dave Oshry

      right!?

  • Justin Berube

    Nintendo Wi-Fi Connection is still up and running! :)

    • Bill

      Awesome. Nintendo is up. I can play Mario and paint…

    • Dave Oshry

      wtf is a friend code!?

  • Phaze

    I understand that the network needs to be down in order for them to rebuild everything and enhance security. That’s completely fine with me.
    But when they give us one update every one to two days just to tell us it’ll be a little more time, that’s when I get a little frustrated.

    That’s not to say I’ll be switching back over to Xbox though.
    I’ll stick out a couple more days playing Portal 2 on Ps3 instead of playing Call of Duty with 5 year olds for $60 a year.

  • Nick

    Nothing’s wrong with my PlayStation 3′s WiFi or wired connection. I can still play games. You can browse the web etc., you just can’t log in. :P

    • Matthew Hart

      And THAT’s the problem, Nick!

    • Charlie

      You mean you can play all your online games? And download the games you paid for? Oh wait you can’t.

    • Beamish69

      when it comes back on nick by cod black ops play one round online and youll realize what you just said…….was wrong, relly really wrong.

  • LongLiveXbox

    This why America is better than China. Long live xbox. Now, if only Socom was released on the xbox I wouldn’t care as much. Fuck you, Sony.

    • Tino

      Japan. Not China. Ignorant American

      • Beamish69

        huh, snap!!

      • Skyler

        What’s wrong with America? It’s the greatest country in the world. Ignorant foriegner

  • Matthew Hart

    Did anyone else notice the not-so-subtle ads on the right of this page for Anti-Virus software? LMAO.

    • stlcardinal9sr

      nope thanks ad-blocker

    • Dave Oshry

      WHAT!? WHERE!?

  • PS3 user

    Kevin Butler makes me ashamed to own a Ps3