New Rage Screens Are Devastatingly Beautiful

With the whole Quakecon business, it is no surprise that we had some new RAGE to come home to. The new screens show what I can only assume are NPCs and some badass guy who has antlers on his back for seemingly no other reason than to prove how much better than you he is. Yes, you. He is better than you. Do you have antlers on your back? Didn’t think so.

Also there’s a fat guy who kind of looks like Pigsy from Enslaved, about to cry or something. Pretty profound stuff. Perhaps he’s mourning the loss of his right eye, or perhaps he regrets that hideously rudimentary tank tattoo that he just received across his chest. It speaks to me, really it does.

I know you weren’t looking for context for the screens, but here at RipTen, we always give you more than you bargained for. Always.