Serious Sam 3 Wants You To Stop Being Such a F***ing P*ssy
Serious Sam makes his glorious return in October this year, but are gamers ready for Serious Sam?
Gamers used to cover-based shooting and health regeneration need not apply, because Serious Sam 3 will have none of that bullshit. Let’s recall the grand days of arcade shooting, where such concepts were laughed at and FPSers didn’t play like girly-men. To help gamers unused to these changes, Devolver Digital and Croteam have set up a help line, which goes a little like this:
16 player co-op, your argument is invalid.
In regard to the new help line, Devolver Digital CFO Fork Parker said:
“I hope we are outsourcing these help line operators to save some cash… Use one of those Eastern European countries where the girls haveperfect asses and sexy accents. You know, like Brazil.”
To reach the Serious Sam 3: BFE Help Line simply pick-up your phone and start mashing numbers. When someone answers start asking them about Serious Sam 3: BFE. It’s called viral marketing, bitch.
Seriously.
