What If the Bastion Narrator Narrated “Other” Games?

One of the best parts of the downloable sensation Bastion has to be the game’s narrator, Rucks.  A man with a smooth delivery so sublime that Morgan Freeman wants to hear him talk about penguins.

Well, what if that narrator narrated other games?  Would it be quite as good?  Would the kid approve?  Would Dorkly make a video out of it?

Yes, No and Yes.