If you’ve had the overwhelming urge to shit on your desk, captchalogue a warhammer, and bind it to your strife specibus under hammerkind, then pop on into The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim and follow in the footsteps of the venerable Zoosmell Pooplord in wielding the Pogo Hammer.  If you’re convinced I’m speaking another language, I’m referring to Homestuck, a surprisingly deep MS paint adventure created by the beautiful and talented Andrew Hussie.  Go ahead, check it out.

See you next month, sporting a few new brain hemorrhages.

Anyways, Skyrim modder Hideous” has created both the Pogo Hammer and the Sord (which is practically the worst thing ever) in his mod and sent them off for the Skyrim community to enjoy.  Bless him.  And bless him for using it on Nazeem, that arrogant prick who lounges around the Cloud District in Whiterun.

STRIFE!