Liquid-Plumr ‘Double Impact’ Spot Might as well be Super Mario Bros. Porn

Knock, knock. It’s a-me, Mario. Me and-a my brother Luigi hear-a you need someone to snake-a you drain and plumb-a you warp pipe?

This latest Liquid-Plumr “Double Impact” commercial, featuring the sensual and soothing voice of Mr. Barry White, feels an awful lot like the opening of a Super Mario Bros. porno.

Let’s just hope that when they inevitably cast this thing that Bob Hoskins and John Leguizamo are busy with other projects. Regardless, you’ll never think of 1-Up Mushrooms, Fire Flowers, Tanooki Suits and Princess Peach the same way again.