Who would have thought that the most patriotic American video game of all time would only be released in Japan?  Well, that just happens to be the case.

Metal Wolf Chaos is without a doubt the most patriotic video game of all time.  I could sit here forever explaining why, but luckily enough I found this video that explains the whole blessed thing pretty well.

That’s right, America has been taken over in a coup d’etat by the Vice President and the only man who can stop it is the President of The United States in his bad ass mech called Metal Wolf.

Is this game so bad it’s good?  No, the game is actually pretty damned good – but the voice acting and dialogue are so bad that it’s borderline amazing.

Would you vote for Michael Wilson in 2012?  Only if you believe in your own justice.  Can Obama make the impossible possible?  I don’t think so.  But Michael Wilson can.  Why?  Because he is the President of the United States of America!  That’s why.

Still not convinced of the pure patriotism contained within Metal Wolf Chaos?  Well, maybe Guile’s Theme will help:

Yeah, Guile’s Theme goes with everything.  Especially America.

So on this 4th of July we give thanks and pay tribute to From Software.  For they could put out a million Steel Battalions and we would still forgive them.  Why? Because Metal Wolf Chaos.

Suck on my missile punch, America.

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