I lied. If my grandmother could knit stuff like this I’d have her on payroll working night and day on them.  The handy work you see above was created by pandaeskimo and you can check out more of her work on her Flickr feed right here.  Maybe if we all ask nicely she will whip up a few hundred of these bad boys.

Also, while my gram can’t make a Gears of War lancer out of yarn, she is an excellent cook. My stomach can vouch for that.

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