DS Review: Ninjatown
by Beau Rosser on November 16, 2008

Who would have thought that such snuggly little ninja could be so dangerous?
Southpeak Games’ Ninjatown is a welcome addition to the Nintendo DS’s line-up with its tower defense-style play mechanic and extremely adorable art style. Read more…
Geeked-Out: Tetris Bracelet for the Economy Unaffected
by Beau Rosser on November 10, 2008

The item is simple. It’s a bracelet. I know you’re asking: “Beau, why do you do Geeked-outs about clothing, personal accessories and such?”
Simple: Dolling yourself up with video game paraphernalia is the coolest. It’s the only way to make you feel totally nerdy and sexy at the same time. Read more…
Geeked-Out: Seriously, This Chair Hovers
by Beau Rosser on October 31, 2008

Hoverit Ltd, a UK-based design company, recently announced their new levitating lounge chair. Yeah, I know it’s a tongue twister, but say it slowly. Levitating. Lounge chair. Sexy. Read more…
Star Wars: The Force Unleashed Review
by Beau Rosser on October 27, 2008

Star Wars is back! But is it though? Star Wars: The Force Unleashed is a mishmash of sub-par combat, mediocre platforming, exceptional storytelling and sound, and a whole lot of Wookie ass-kickery. Are the high points enough to save the game, or will its drawbacks “force” you to pass this one by? Read more…
Geeked-out: Railroad Alarm Clock Helps Start Your Morning Right by Blowing Your Ear Drums Out.
by Beau Rosser on October 24, 2008

What the hell is a video game blog doing writing about alarm clocks?
Well, this isn’t just any alarm clock; this one is made by Banpresto … you know, the video game developer. They make all of Dan Landis’ favorite games like Super Robot Wars W and Suzumiya Haruhi no Tomadoi. Now have I got your attention?
Good, but if for some reason I haven’t woken you up, I’m sure this alarm clock will. Banpresto’s new Railroad Alarm Clock is shaped like a Japanese railroad sign and makes all the annoying train sounds that one would expect. The alarm itself houses an extra large and loud speaker (40mm), with the ability to produce the extreme amount of train noise needed to wake up someone from a deep sleep.
For the time being, this item will only be available in Japan starting January 2009. I wonder why it’s Japan-only? Probably because it’s freakin’ awesome.
Source: CrunchGear (via: Akihabara News)
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Geeked-Out: Star Wars Death Star Pumpkin Carving Instructions to Nerdify Your Halloween
by Beau Rosser on October 21, 2008

Halloween is next week, which means the time has come for wicked pumpkin carvings.
Sure, you could make the typical owl, or “scary” face, or whatever, but a true nerd would make something far more radical out of their pumpkin.
What You’ll Need:
- A pumpkin (duh)
- Cereal sized bowl
- Sewing tape measure
- Color Magic Fright Lights
- Something sharp (ideally equipped with maximum carvability like this)
- The following instructions
In time, you’re going to have yourself a pumpkin that gleams creditability, and you’ll ask yourself in the mirror: “How are my balls so big?” And late at night, when the youngsters are out smashing the neighborhood’s jack-o-lanterns, they’ll see your lit up Death Star, nod with approval, and leave it be.
Respect.
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Source: Fantasypumpkins
Geeked-Out: Video Game Belt Buckles
by Beau Rosser on September 9, 2008

Picture this (unless you’re female, in which case, just go with it): You’re in a club, socializing with all the fine ladies. You’re staking out which of the beautiful women you want to approach. You decide to pull a Nathan Drake and half-tuck your shirt to accentuate your washboard abs. The club lights hit your belt buckle with a miraculous glint that only a total sex magnet could produce. Instantly, all eyes are on you. Read more…
Review: Ratchet & Clank Future: Quest for Booty
by Beau Rosser on September 7, 2008

Ratchet is so money… maybe too much money, actually.
The fundamentals that make up a good Ratchet & Clank game are all present: from the whacked-out weapons, intense action sequences, gravity-defying platforming, and head scratching puzzles to the slick dialogue, charming story, and subtly perverse game title. At face value, these features would seem like a recipe for success; however, after two hours of playtime, Ratchet & Clank Future: Quest for Booty is more of an appetizer than a full course meal. Read more…
Rumor (Pretty Much Fact): Xbox 360 Price Drop … Err, Again
by Beau Rosser on August 25, 2008

Hot on the heels of the last Xbox 360 price drop is the rumor of yet another drop in the near future, this time on the Arcade, Elite and 60GB Pro SKUs to coincide with the previously dropped 20GB Pro bundle.
Kmart was the leak-culprit on the previous price drop, only to outdo themselves with the accidental slip of their September 7th ad showcasing the three new 360 prices: $199.99 for the Arcade, $299 for the 60GB Pro, and $399.99 for the Elite.
As a person who has yet to make the plunge on a 360, I like where these price drops are headed. With the Wii still selling like gangbusters and the announcement of the new PS3 SKUs last week, this holiday season is gearing up to be fantastic, not to mention all the exciting games being released. Oh Fall, why must you ruin my bank account?
Source: Joystiq, Crunchgear
Geeked-Out: Homemade Portable SNES
by Beau Rosser on August 18, 2008

A portable Super Nintendo would be like sex, only wrapped in plastic. This beauty was built out of the ZN-40 project enclosure shell by benheck forum user “Life of Brian,” and supports a wide array of custom constructed parts.
The unit itself houses numerous features including the original SNES buttons and D-pad built into the case, trigger positioned shoulder buttons, headphone jack and AV out port, internal lithium polymer batteries, and, as “Life of Brian” puts it, a “badass handmade cartridge slot.”
However, the coolest feature I’ve found out about this thing is that it’s a portable effing Super Nintendo.
The benheck forums also have a wonderful thread showing a picture gallery of the process “Life of Brian” went through while building the device.
I’m glad there are people out there making these kinds of things, but man, what I would have given to have one of these when I was a kid.
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Source: Benheck Forums
Mirror’s Edge Writer Revealed
by Beau Rosser on July 10, 2008

Today, EA announced the writer for the much anticipated first-person perspective plattformer, Mirror’s Edge.
Renowned video game scribe, Rhianna Pratchett, will be taking on the writing helm for DICE studio’s upcoming game. Pratchett has been in the gaming industry for over a decade and was selected as one of the 100 most influential women in the gaming industry by Next-Gen.biz. Read more…
Mercenaries 2 Trailer Blows Up Real Good
by Beau Rosser on July 9, 2008

I know we are all excited that E3 is next week, but there are still already announced games coming out real soon that are worth getting excited about. Take the oft-delayed Mercenaries 2: World in Flames, for example– a game where everything is destructible (so we’ve been told), and anything is possible.
What? Don’t believe me? Then take a gander at the newest trailer and judge for yourself. August 31st can’t come soon enough. Read more…
Square Enix Announces E3 Line-Up – Chrono Trigger DS Playable
by Beau Rosser on July 9, 2008

With the 2008 Electronic Entertainment Expo less then a week away, the time for Square Enix fans to get excited has arrived. Today, the renowned RPG developer announced their full E3 line-up including a handful of remade classics, as well as their new intellectual properties (IPs).
In the last two console generations, Square Enix (then, Squaresoft) primarily developed for only Sony platforms, so it was a surprise to see not only Sony games on the list, but Xbox 360, Nintendo DS and iPod games on there also.
The following games will be at this year’s E3: Read more…
World of Warcraft: Wrath of the Lich King Beta Sign-Ups Go Live, Europeans Rejoice
by Beau Rosser on July 3, 2008

Two things: Do you play World of Warcraft? Do you live in Europe? If you answered yes to both of those things, then I have some good news for you after the jump. Read more…
Xbox 360 Price Drop Almost Confirmed, Maybe?
by Beau Rosser on July 1, 2008

Anyone within the gaming community knows Microsoft is awful at keeping secrets. With recent rumors spreading like wild fire over the 360’s alleged price drop, I decided to do some further research to prove these rumors factual.
I asked around, and eventually, an anonymous little birdie at Game Crazy’s corporate office informed me that a price drop for Microsoft’s system is indeed coming. My next goal was to now find out when this magnificent event would take place. Read more…
Rumor: Xbox 360 Pro to drop $50?
by Beau Rosser on June 26, 2008
With just a few short weeks until E3 ’08, it looks like Microsoft has another trick up its sleeve. Spurred from a few snapped photos of a K-Mart add for July 6th, it would appear that Microsoft is planning on dropping the Xbox 360 Pro Bundle from $349.99 to $299.99. Read more…
DS Review: Guitar Hero On Tour
by Beau Rosser on June 25, 2008

Activision CEO: “We need a Guitar Hero game on the DS.”
Activision Dev: “I don’t know how that is going to work…”
Activision CEO: “Make it happen.”
And thus sprung forth the abomination that is Guitar Hero: On Tour for the Nintendo DS. Read more…
Ready At Dawn Ceases PSP Development
by Beau Rosser on June 11, 2008

In a shocking announcement, developer Ready At Dawn has officially ceased all development of PSP software. Read more…
Review: Penny Arcade Adventures Episode 1
by Beau Rosser on June 5, 2008

For those not in the know, Penny Arcade is the world’s most popular webcomic on all things gaming. Within the gaming community, Mike Krahulik and Jerry Holkins’ comic counterparts, Gabe and Tycho, are as recognizable as Master Chief or Mario. Read more…
New Screens and Tracks for Guitar Hero: Aerosmith
by Beau Rosser on June 2, 2008

Today, Activision released a slew of new screenshots for their upcoming summer release, Guitar Hero: Aerosmith, as well as a list of songs from the first 5 venues. Each venue consists of two opening acts and three songs featuring the title band, Aerosmith. Read more…









