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Five O’Clock Fan Art: Bosskey Pub

Being the bad guy ain’t just about rollin’ heads and snatchin’ dames. Sometimes ya gotta take a load off, grab a brew with more…

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Five O’Clock Fan Art: Birdo

Birdo, you crime against nature. You terrifying, disgusting abomination in the eyes of God. You blight upon the Mushroom more…

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Five O’Clock Fan Art: Nintendo Villains

How many villains can you name? So little that you’re ashamed of yourself? Hey, me too! I definitely recognize Dino-Man and more…

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Five O’Clock Fan Art: The ExpendaBirds

Big Bird. Daffy Duck. Foghorn Leghorn. The Road Runner. Donald Duck. Chicken Little. Woody Woodpecker. Tweety. Not one of more…

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Five O’Clock Fan Art: All Aboard

Larry was only following orders when he reeled in anchor number three. But the sense of pride that loyalty brought with it more…

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Five O’Clock Fan Art: Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

Take special note of the “teenage mutant” in Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, Mr. Michael Bay. Michael Bay does read Ripten, more…

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Five O’Clock Fan Art: Dhalsim

Yoga Fan Art! Dhalsim is just the Indian Mr. Fantastic. Replace the dark skin with light skin and the mysticism with science, more…

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Five O’Clock Fan Art: Earthworm Jim

According to Wikipedia, Earthworm Jim is just a regular earthworm and it’s his suit that gives him human-like abilities. By more…

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Five O’Clock Fan Art: Snorlax

I want to curl up on Snorlax’s belly, scratch his fur right in that sweet spot that he loves so much, and then take a long more…

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Five O’Clock Fan Art: Frost Dragon

Looks like somebody’s got a case of the Mondays! Right, you guys? Right? I’m so sorry, everyone. What a terrible joke. The more…

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Five O’Clock Fan Art: Mass Effect Lady

Another Mass Effect picture? Well with Mass Effect 3 still very much on everyone’s minds, the series’s popularity is at an more…

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Five O’Clock Fan Art: Silent Hill

Our own Brandon Fenty found this gem while he was busy doing my job instead of minding his own stupid business. No big deal, more…

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Five O’Clock Fan Art: Mass Effect Pixel Art

I would give my first-born child for a Mass Effect “de-make” in the vein of old school RPGs. I plan to view my first-born as more…

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Five O’Clock Fan Art: Rayman and Company

I don’t even feel like being funny right now, I just want to say that if you haven’t played Rayman: Origins, I wish death more…

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Five O’Clock Fan Art: Street Fighter X Tekken

I know what it looks like, but Blanka is totally about to X Eddy Gordo. He’s going to X him right in his stupid, footloose more…