Sega’s FPS “The Conduit” Kicks Alien Ass on the Nintendo Wii
by Chad Lakkis on June 22, 2009

As a kid that grew up owning a Sega Master System, I have always had a special spot in my heart for Sega. It’s nice to see that they are not only alive and kicking these days as a publisher, but working on several new titles that add value to the gaming industry. Read more…
Drink Up, Rock Out: Pepsi Harmonix Rock Band Limited Edition Guitar Giveaway
by Chad Lakkis on June 20, 2009

Big thanks to Pepsi and Harmonix for sending us this 1 of 30 limited edition Rock Band guitars designed by artist Matt Moore. Ripten’s guitar is the Xbox 360 version and numbered 22 of 30. You can enter to win it below by leaving a comment (one per reader) and telling us why you think you should win. Our editors and myself will review the submissions and pick a winner by midnight next Saturday.
In addition to the guitar you can win right here, Pepsi and Harmonix are teaming up for a Drink Up, Rock Out summer promotion. Submit a Rock Band music video of yourself and enter to win an MTV Video Music Award Moonman for “Best Performance in a Pepsi Rock Band Music Video”. If you want a little more immediate gratification, check under the caps of Pepsi bottles for a chance to win one of 5,000 Rock Band downloadable tracks and other cool prizes between now and September 13, 2009.
Drink Pepsi and rock out with your coc…err web cam out.
World of Warcraft 3.2 PTR Patch Notes
by Chad Lakkis on June 18, 2009

The latest batch of World of Warcraft PTR Patch notes are in, and the 3.2.0 patch features a few changes that will likely be viewed as welcome improvements.
In addition to the class changes, 3.2 will also enhance the in-game professions of WoW players. Miners will get more health from toughness, Skinners will see an increase in crit rating, and that 100 Dalaran cooking award chef hat will increase your cooking speed. Chef Flash to the rescue!
See the rest of the changes after the jump. Read more…
Sessler’s Soapbox: Adam Discusses “What About Me?” Mentality and Left 4 Dead 2 Boycott
by Chad Lakkis on June 17, 2009

You know, Dan Landis and I discussed this very same topic in an upublished “From the Throne” debate. Yes, the two of us went back and forth on the topic while I was taking a dump.
I had the brilliant idea to end the debate by typing “flush” but I never took notes and therefore it never materialized. Luckily, G4TV’s Adam Sessler has a camera crew and a slightly more professional outlet to convey his opinions. Enjoy. Read more…
Who Would You Screw-ew-ew for a Klondike Bar?
by Chad Lakkis on June 17, 2009

A lovely piece of promotional material hit my inbox today for Klondike bars. If you ever asked yourself what it would be like if the lure of Klondike bars was combined with the perverted nature of Leisure Suit Larry, we’ve got a treat for you. Read more…
Mountain Dew Game Fuel World of Warcraft Commercial Features Supermarket PVP
by Chad Lakkis on June 17, 2009
Mountain Dew and popular MMO World of Warcraft team up to offer gamers two new beverages capable of changing skin color, muscle tone, and sexual orientation. Oh, I’m sure they promise to give some sort of energy boost too.
Hit the jump for a lovely demonstration of the beverages in action by a gamer who looks nothing like the lovely ladies in the commercial above. Read more…
Olivia Munn Playboy Cover Issue Revealed Tonight on G4TV’s Attack of the Show
by Chad Lakkis on June 16, 2009

A brief but powerful email just hit our inbox. What it lacks in words, it makes up for in saliva inducing premonitions. Tune in tonight at 7pm ET/PT to see the Olivia Munn Playboy cover revealed on G4TV’s Attack of the Show.
As for all you hot and heavy gamer girls, sit tight, I’m sure G4TV will announce the Kevin Pereira Playgirl cover soon enough.
Press release and video after the jump. Read more…
Dan Aykroyd Calls Gamestop Ghostbusters Pre-Order Customers
by Chad Lakkis on June 16, 2009
In an effort to answer the age old Ghostbusting question “who you gonna call?” Ghostbuster himself Dan Aykroyd (in automated form) reached out to GameStop pre-order customers asking them to head on down to their local GameStop and pick up their copy of the game.
“Greetings fellow paranormal enthusiasts. This is Dan Aykroyd, speaking to you through the miracle of 16-bit voice recording to remind you that your copy of Ghostbusters will be at your local GameStop by tomorrow. Don’t forget to bring in your used games because you’ll receive an extra 30 percent credit for games you trade toward Ghostbusters. Thank you, and see you on the other side.”
You can listen to the actual audio file here courtesy of ProtonCharging.com.
Source: GoNintendo
Final Fantasy XIII 360 Disc Space Limitations Won’t Compromise PS3 Version
by Chad Lakkis on June 16, 2009

Some PS3 Final Fantasy players (like myself) were shocked the day that the latest title was announced for the 360, in fact I almost ran up to the stage and started screaming at the conference, but once the shock faded, concerns started to come into play.
The biggest concern most PS3 owners had surrounded the potential “middle ground” that may have to be reached in order to have the game port successfully onto the 360 console. Namingly, the lack of disc space when comparing a Blu-ray discs to the traditional format.
Well, in one statement, FFXIII Producer, Yoshinori Kitase, put that fear to bed. Read more…
Konami’s Metal Gear Online Update Brings New Map and Old Snake
by Chad Lakkis on June 16, 2009

Konami recently announced that they will be releasing an update titled “Scene Expansion” for Metal Gear Online. Inside will be a new map and an old face. Read more…
Project Natal Goes Late Night with Jimmy Fallon
by Chad Lakkis on June 11, 2009
Remember that Project Natal device Microsoft unveiled at E3 just a few days ago? Well, the bad boy and its creative director figure head, Kudo Tsunoda, made an appearance on Late Night with Jimmy Fallon.
If ever you needed proof that television promotional appearances are as choreographed as a high school musical, just take a listen to Jimmy Fallon’s desperate cry to “jump in” and play with Microsoft’s Project Natal. Amongst the loud noise and fan applause, you can once again hear confirmation that the game has yet to receive a release date.
Are you like Jimmy? Will you have to “jump in” and own this as soon as it’s available or will you be able to restrain your school girl like excitement until you get to see a little more of this device in action?
Source: latenightwithjimmyfallon.com
Create Healthy Game Concept and Win $5000
by Chad Lakkis on June 11, 2009

Have you ever thought to yourself “If I had the chance to create a video game it would seriously kick ass”, well here is your chance to put your potential prize winnings where your mouth is. I just got a letter a few moments ago from Humana, the Official Health Benefits Provider of the PGA TOUR, and they are looking for a “new game concept” that will “encourage people to become more active and live healthier lifestyles through games.” Read more…
EA Sports Announces Dwight Howard as NBA LIVE 2010 Cover Athlete
by Chad Lakkis on June 11, 2009

Make less than ten baskets (6 of 16 from the field) in your team’s first two NBA Final games, and you too can grace the cover of EA Sports NBA LIVE … assuming you look really cool with a Photoshop blur effect. Congrats Dwight Howard, aka “Superman”, now stop playing like the court is made of Kryptonite. Hit the jump for the full press release. Read more…
Sorry for the Appearance, Testing Some Things
by Chad Lakkis on June 3, 2009
Hey everyone. Sorry for the classic Wordpress theme but our server has been unstable lately and rather then take the site down completely, we decided to use a simple theme for a few hours to try to figure out what the problem might be. As soon as we have it figured out we will swap things back out. Posting will continue throughout the trouble shooting. Thank you for your patience.
Chad-
Microsoft Makes Magic: MGS Rabbit Pulled From Hat, Wiimote Goes Poof!
by Chad Lakkis on June 1, 2009

This just in, Microsoft has bought the PS3 with intentions of turning Sony’s next gen console into an Xbox 360 exclusive….ok not “really” but they might as well.
Ok, it’s been a crazy day for me. Running around and just now getting a chance to sit down for a moment. I’ll just talk a bit about the Microsoft keynote. Nothing really took my breath away. Watching Cliffy narrate a side scrolling action game with bosses that turn into invisible platforms was cool (not really). Left for Dead 2 was the highlight of the show for me prior to seeing the Milo’rific finale. Read more…
Thumbs Down Potential Criminal! Florida Used Game Sellers Now Require Fingerprinting
by Chad Lakkis on May 31, 2009
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A while back, I wrote an article about an individual I believed to be pawning a stolen console to a local GameStop. I was a little taken back by the obvious nature of the situation and the lack of hesitation by the GameStop employee who happily took it off her hands.
Never in my wildest dreams could I have predicted any type of police intervention in these daily occurrences, but in Florida, that’s exactly what the gun carrying law enforcers of the Sunshine State are doing. Read more…
BlizzCon 09 Tickets Sold Out, Scalpers Rejoice
by Chad Lakkis on May 30, 2009

The last batch of BlizzCon 09 tickets have come and gone. If you want guaranteed access to the show now, you’re going to have to down some serious scalpers — BlizzCon tickets are phat loot, and they won’t come cheap.
The good news is, there will likely be a lottery/contest of sorts for you to try your luck at as well as the tried and true DirecTV televised version of the event.
Sega’s Bayonetta E3 Trailer Reveals Captured Daughter and Ass Kicking Gameplay
by Chad Lakkis on May 30, 2009

I’ve been a fan of this Platinum Games project since I first sketched it for you back at last year’s E3. Bayonetta features killer hair, big boobs swaddled in leather, fashion statement gun accessories, and now … a child abducting villain! Seriously, what’s an epic battle between two forces without a little hostage negotiation?
Sega’s E3 Trailer, sent to us last night as a 600+ meg file via email (too much work), is available for you after the jump courtesy of the video department over at GameTrailers. In addition to baby Bayonetta, you will find a good chunk of gameplay footage. Hit it. Read more…
Nier a Sword, There a Sword, Everywhere a Big Sword (It Made Me Laugh)
by Chad Lakkis on May 30, 2009

Square Enix loves their big honking blades and I love them for loving them. Anywho, press release junkies got wind of Square’s newly announced title Nier earlier today, and now you can get a glimpse at the game’s first trailer via their official website.
The trailer itself features more of that washed out dark ink splattery look that we saw a few months ago in the SF4 trailer. My interest is perked, but then again I am a Square whore so you may want to check the clip out yourself after the jump. Read more…
PS3 Exclusive Batman: Arkham Asylum Playable Joker Full of Surprises
by Chad Lakkis on May 30, 2009

What good is a console exclusive feature if you can’t rub it in the face of your competitor a few days before a large game related social gathering?
Edios released a trailer of the PS3 exclusive Batman: Arkham Asylum playable Joker a few hours ago and if you haven’t seen it yet, I advise you give it a look. Best viewed through a pair of swirly vision glasses, but we won’t joy buzz you if you forgot them in your other purple jacket. Hit the jump. Read more…








