Articles By: Beau Rosser

DS Review: Ninjatown

Tweet Who would have thought that such snuggly little ninja could be so dangerous? Southpeak Games’ Ninjatown is a welcome addition to the Nintendo DS’s line-up with its tower defense-style play mechanic and extremely adorable art style.

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Tetris Bracelet for the Economy Unaffected

Tweet The item is simple. It’s a bracelet. I know you’re asking: “Beau, why do you do Geeked-outs about clothing, personal accessories and such?” Simple: Dolling yourself up with video game paraphernalia is the coolest. It’s the only way to make you feel totally nerdy and sexy at the same time.

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Seriously, This Chair Hovers

Tweet Hoverit Ltd, a UK-based design company, recently announced their new levitating lounge chair. Yeah, I know it’s a tongue twister, but say it slowly. Levitating. Lounge chair. Sexy.

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Star Wars: The Force Unleashed Review

Tweet Star Wars is back! But is it though? Star Wars: The Force Unleashed is a mishmash of sub-par combat, mediocre platforming, exceptional storytelling and sound, and a whole lot of Wookie ass-kickery. Are the high points enough to save the game, or will its drawbacks “force” you to pass this one by?

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Railroad Alarm Clock Helps Start Your Morning Right by Blowing Your Ear Drums Out.

Tweet What the hell is a video game blog doing writing about alarm clocks? Well, this isn’t just any alarm clock; this one is made by Banpresto … you know, the video game developer. They make all of Dan Landis’ favorite games like Super Robot Wars W and Suzumiya Haruhi no Tomadoi. Now have I [...]

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Star Wars Death Star Pumpkin Carving Instructions to Nerdify Your Halloween

Tweet Halloween is next week, which means the time has come for wicked pumpkin carvings. Sure, you could make the typical owl, or “scary” face, or whatever, but a true nerd would make something far more radical out of their pumpkin. What You’ll Need: A pumpkin (duh) Cereal sized bowl Sewing tape measure Color Magic [...]

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Video Game Belt Buckles

Tweet Picture this (unless you’re female, in which case, just go with it): You’re in a club, socializing with all the fine ladies. You’re staking out which of the beautiful women you want to approach. You decide to pull a Nathan Drake and half-tuck your shirt to accentuate your washboard abs. The club lights hit [...]

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Review: Ratchet & Clank Future: Quest for Booty

Tweet Ratchet is so money… maybe too much money, actually. The fundamentals that make up a good Ratchet & Clank game are all present: from the whacked-out weapons, intense action sequences, gravity-defying platforming, and head scratching puzzles to the slick dialogue, charming story, and subtly perverse game title. At face value, these features would seem [...]

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Rumor (Pretty Much Fact): Xbox 360 Price Drop … Err, Again

Tweet Hot on the heels of the last Xbox 360 price drop is the rumor of yet another drop in the near future, this time on the Arcade, Elite and 60GB Pro SKUs to coincide with the previously dropped 20GB Pro bundle. Kmart was the leak-culprit on the previous price drop, only to outdo themselves [...]

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Homemade Portable SNES

Tweet A portable Super Nintendo would be like sex, only wrapped in plastic. This beauty was built out of the ZN-40 project enclosure shell by benheck forum user “Life of Brian,” and supports a wide array of custom constructed parts. The unit itself houses numerous features including the original SNES buttons and D-pad built into [...]

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Mirror’s Edge Writer Revealed

Tweet Today, EA announced the writer for the much anticipated first-person perspective plattformer, Mirror’s Edge. Renowned video game scribe, Rhianna Pratchett, will be taking on the writing helm for DICE studio’s upcoming game. Pratchett has been in the gaming industry for over a decade and was selected as one of the 100 most influential women [...]

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Mercenaries 2 Trailer Blows Up Real Good

Tweet I know we are all excited that E3 is next week, but there are still already announced games coming out real soon that are worth getting excited about. Take the oft-delayed Mercenaries 2: World in Flames, for example– a game where everything is destructible (so we’ve been told), and anything is possible. What? Don’t [...]

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Square Enix Announces E3 Line-Up – Chrono Trigger DS Playable

Tweet With the 2008 Electronic Entertainment Expo less then a week away, the time for Square Enix fans to get excited has arrived. Today, the renowned RPG developer announced their full E3 line-up including a handful of remade classics, as well as their new intellectual properties (IPs). In the last two console generations, Square Enix [...]

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World of Warcraft: Wrath of the Lich King Beta Sign-Ups Go Live, Europeans Rejoice

Tweet Two things: Do you play World of Warcraft? Do you live in Europe? If you answered yes to both of those things, then I have some good news for you after the jump.

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Xbox 360 Price Drop Almost Confirmed, Maybe?

Tweet Anyone within the gaming community knows Microsoft is awful at keeping secrets. With recent rumors spreading like wild fire over the 360’s alleged price drop, I decided to do some further research to prove these rumors factual. I asked around, and eventually, an anonymous little birdie at Game Crazy’s corporate office informed me that [...]

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