Articles By: Dan Landis

Soulja Boy Says “Fuck PS3″ and Claims He Will Own Everyone on Xbox Live

Tweet Oh, that idiot Soulja Boy is up to his shenanigans again.  After eloquently describing the brilliance of the Xbox Live Arcade game Braid, Soulja Boy is once again broadcasting his videogame superiority via his YouTube channel.  Highlights include “Fuck PlayStation 3… nobody play no goddamn PlayStation” and “You can get an ass-whoopin’ fo’ free [...]

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WoW Whore Has 36 Accounts, Raids by Himself

Tweet In what is perhaps the most shining example of obsession and geekiness I have ever seen, a fella by the name of Bradster has 36 World of WarCraft accounts that he plays on 11 computers simultaneously. He mainly seems to be doing it because he doesn’t like to rely on so many other people [...]

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Mana Potion Energy Drink

Tweet Combining the gamer need to stay awake with the supposed gamer inability to be a huge fucking dork, Mana Energy Potion is just the kind of shot you need to solidify yourself as an elite member of the takes-it-too-fars. This is a level of geek that I am afraid to say is just a [...]

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Fable II Co-op Available on Day 1; New Trailer

Tweet After lauding Fable II’s cooperative gameplay as the best thing since whatever was previously the best thing (witty, right?), developer Lionhead went and pissed everyone off when they announced that it would not be available when the game released.  Instead, people were expected to wait another week and download a patch that would implement [...]

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TGS 08: Halo 3 Prequel Announced and Detailed

Tweet More news from Tokyo Game Show: Microsoft announced the recently teased new Halo 3 expansion, now titled Halo 3: Recon.  The game’s campaign will be a prequel to the story of Halo 3 and will not feature the Master Chief.  Instead, you play as an ODST grunt (well, slightly better than the cannon-fodder “allies” [...]

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New Xbox Experience to Launch November 19

Tweet Major Nelson, who is currently chilling out and live-blogging in Japan at the Tokyo Game Show, just confirmed that the New Xbox Experience will officially launch on November 19th.  Additionally, he went over some of the new features, such as taking a picture of your Mii Avatar to use as your GamerPic, as well [...]

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“I Am Rich” iPhone App Does Nothing Except Prove You Are A Total Douche

Tweet Armin Heinrich has created an application for use on the iPhone called “I Am Rich”.  What’s it do?  Absolutely nothing except put a glowing red gem on your screen.  Oh, and it also shows that you are either a total douchebag or a complete idiot because the damn thing costs $1000. Somebody apparently didn’t [...]

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“Brand New” Halo Wars Trailer

Tweet A new Halo Wars trailer has popped up out of New Zealand. I think I heard something somewhere about this whole “Halo” business, so I thought maybe somebody might be interested in watching it. We’ve plopped it here on our site just for those few.

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James Bond Star Is Secretly A Huge Gamer

Tweet The latest in the long line of James Bond actors, Daniel Craig, is secretly a huge gaming fanatic.  He’s actually passionate enough about videogames (secretly) that he wouldn’t sign on with Treyarch to make the upcoming Quantum of Solace game until he got a chance to evaluate it himself.

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PS3 BioShittiness Not Limited to Big Daddies

Tweet You may have read recently that there are some… issues with the PS3 version of BioShock, which at first seemed to only apply to textures on the Big Daddies (if not, it’s the very next story). 2K officially responded and owned up to the error, which is cool of them, but it now seems [...]

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PS3 BioShock Apparently Looks BioShitty, 2K Responds to Demo Texture Criticism

Tweet Some screen grabs from the recently released demo of the PlayStation 3 version of BioShock show some rather pixelated textures when compared to the Xbox 360 version. While this is just a demo, the retail release is just over two weeks away. Is that enough time to fix this issue? Screen comparisons and 2K’s [...]

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MadWorld May Not Release in Japan… or Australia… or Germany

Tweet Sega reps won’t be showing the extreme gore-fest MadWorld at this year’s Tokyo Game Show, mostly due to the fact that it may be too extremely gore-festy for Japanese audiences.  The game is being developed with a western audience in mind and will only be evaluated for a release elsewhere if it becomes a [...]

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Japan: Xbox 360 Outsells PS3 for the Entire Month of September

Tweet The month is over and stats are in: The Xbox 360 has sold more units in Japan than the PlayStation 3 during the month of September.

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Broke Trek: Video from the Past Says Hello

Tweet The thing about Internet memes is that they sometimes come back. For those that don’t know what I’m talking about, the whole obsession with Chuck Norris is a meme, something stupid within pop culture that usually became a part of pop culture because it’s stupid. This video is one of those things. Brokeback Mountain [...]

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Thieves Steal a Truckload of Games… Twice

Tweet In a story that I’m sure is incredibly embarrassing for the police forces of England, a semi carrying approximately $1 million in PlayStation 3 videogames (including GTA and Brothers in Arms) was stolen by a merry band of thieves.  The truck and its cargo were then recovered by police, who failed to capture the [...]

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