Articles By: Dylan Duarte

Five O’Clock Fan Art: Cammy

This Cammy piece done in the style of a World War II propaganda poster is just swell. I love it even though I hate Street Fighter. And it has nothing to do with the fact that I’m completely awful at the game. It’s just a stupid dumb game for big fat idiots and if you’re good at it you’re a loser with too much free time because you don’t have a life.

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Five O’Clock Fan Art: Waluigi

Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaluigi! I’ve always liked Luigi more than that arrogant prick Mario, and as such, I’m more fond of Waluigi than I am Wario. He’s tall and lanky and purple, which is exactly how I hope to look someday.

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Five O’Clock Fan Art: Prototype

FACT: This picture is cooler than Prototype ever was. FICTION: I have powers like Alex Mercer and I use them to scale buildings and fight injustices twenty-four sev. FACT: I actually sit in front of the computer for an unhealthy amount of consecutive hours.

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Five O’Clock Fan Art: Samus and The Cat

You know what would make the Metroid games even better? Not cats, that’s for sure. Hey internet, stop putting cats into everything.

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Five O’Clock Fan Art: Red Dead Redemption

This Red Dead Redemption poster done in true spaghetti western style just lassoed itself right into my top five favorite fan arts out of the hundred of pieces I’ve posted and I would bet a shiny English dollar (or whatever they spend over there) that resident Brit Sam Naylor feels the same way.

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Five O’Clock Fan Art: Pac-Man

It’s sad that some of the most iconic videogame characters of all time where junkies. Mario loved his mushrooms, Sonic would die if he couldn’t get his rings, and Pac-Man would consume every pill in sight. No wonder he saw ghosts. Sigh. At least he got some fruit in his diet.

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Five O’Clock Fan Art: Devil May Cry

Devil May Cry? Devil may piss right in his devil pants when Dante comes stepping up to him looking like this. Honestly, I’ve never been a huge fan of the DMC series. I don’t dislike them, they just never really clicked with me. That said, this image makes me want to pick them up again.

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Five O’Clock Fan Art: Real Space Invaders

Helloooooo, nightmares. Space Invaders is an absolute classic, a staple of gaming. It’s one of things that fills myself and several other gamers with joy simply because of what it represents. Or at least it did…

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Five O’Clock Fan Art: Earthbound

Ah, memories. Ness. Paula. Jeff. Poo. Haha. Poo. It was a happy time, hanging out with the gang, not a care in the world. And then all hell break loose and we had to go back in time to defeat Gygas as a fetus. True story.

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Five O’Clock Fan Art: Hitman Absolution

This stylized Hitman Absolution drawing reminds us that it’s never a good idea to walk blindly around a corner with the scent of freshly fired guns in the air.

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Five O’Clock Fan Art: Cammy’s Legendary Buns of Squeal

The rustling noise over my shoulder tells me that our very own Dan Landis has begun the painstaking process of adding this tuckus to his legendary Top 10 Nicest Video Games Asses compilation.

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Five O’Clock Fan Art: The Legend of War: A Homage to the Past

Many have called Darksiders a mature version of the popular Zelda franchise, but this superbly stylized iconic piece brings it all together.

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Five O’Clock Fan Art: Marcus Fenix Blue Balls Master Chief

You may not know this but Microsoft’s fine print does not allow the ammo from one Xbox exclusive hero to damage another Xbox exclusive hero. Unfortunately for Master Chief, they forgot to add Chainsaw Bayonets to that list.

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Five O’Clock Fan Art: Vanille’s Silky Smooth Hair

We should all have combovers that look this good. I have a hard enough time trying to get my hair to stop falling out, combing it is a whole other story.

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Five O’Clock Fan Art: Super Mario

I love the Mario – Superman mashup, I really do, but why is he so, so sad? Is that secret identity just eating him up inside? Cheer up, Super Mario! You’ve got so many crazy powers now.

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