Would you like to spend all day playing videogames, eating lavish foods, and hanging out with beautiful people?

When acts of terrorism happen in the past, Mark Wahlberg could have saved us all. Rated M for “Moron.”

You should have acted. They’re already here. The gaming world told of their return. E3 was merely a delay… ’til the time after PAX opened. When the scribes of RipTen would spill their own thoughts. Behold!

It’s Call of Duty, a name that used to mean something revolutionary, but now it’s been beaten to the level of Guitar Hero.

This week, we delve into the convoluted world of the Sith, max out the Battlefield 3 beta, talk about jets, and say goodbye to Steve Jobs. Then Danny Baranowsky shows up and saves the day with some RAGEism.

This week we discuss hot and important topics like Wonder Woman’s pants and the betas for both Diablo III and Battlefield. We also make sure to throw some DotA2 talk in for good measure and get all indie-hipster talking about The Binding of Isaac as well. All this and more, so get listening!

Is Nintendo’s future in danger, or is this titan company biding its time? Our Mobile Guru and King Nintendo Fan have some thoughts on the matter.

Dave and Aaron have been kind enough to play the Diablo 3 beta for you, and they’re gonna tell you all about it!

Use our COG Tag and Collectible Location Guide to open achievements and to better understand the Gears 3 backstory.

Looking to maximize your gamerscore on Gears of War 3? You’ve come to the right place!

Embark on a wild audio journey, with your hosts Dave, Stephanie and Aaron as they ramble furiously about current hot topics in the gaming industry.

If you are looking to maximize your Dead Island experience by building an impressive gamerscore, we’ve got the guide for you.

R3 tells the story of humanity’s most desperate struggle against a far more powerful foe. Use our guide to beat the Chimera.

This guide uses both video and written descriptions to help players find all 42 journals and achieve the ‘Archivalist’ Trophy.

If you are looking to maximize your R3 experience and achieve the Platinum Trophy, we’ve got the guide for you.