Category: "Features"

David Jaffe Blasts Twisted Metal Reviewer with ‘Agenda’

David Jaffe unleashes hell on a reviewer for disrespectful comments following his review.

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Five O’Clock Fan Art: Norman Rockwell’s Megaman

Why oh why didn’t I find this piece yesterday? I’ll tell you why, it’s because God hates me. Which also explains why I was alone on Valentine’s Day. What’s that you say? I’ve slowly turned the Five O’Clock Fan Arts into my own awkward LiveJournal? Deal with it.

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The Sun Sets for THQ Japan on February 29th

Sayonara. According to a report from Impress Watch, THQ Japan will shutter its doors forever on February 29th.

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Survey Links Online Gaming to Marital Dissatisfaction, So Does Common Sense

Survey says unhealthy obsessions with gaming can cause marital issues, article says gamers are fat losers.

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The Watercooler: Kaboom

The Watercooler is the best thing you will see on the Internet today, mainly because it is the best thing I saw on the Internet yesterday- often silly, controversial, and/or not safe for work.

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Gears of Wrong: Just Because You Can, Doesn’t Mean You Should

Cliff Bleszinski and his fiance share the medium that brought them together with fans on Valentine’s Day, and get tea-bagged in return.

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Five O’Clock Fan Art: Gears of Fun

We here at Ripten are good friends with some pretty high level scientists. Using some cutting-edge technology not available to the general public, we were able to extract this image straight from Chad Lakkis’s brain. You have reason to be afraid.

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Beenox Amazing Spider-Man Video Game “Big” Reveal Tease is a Webbed Exclusive

An Amazing Spider-Man game reveal is so close that a properly functioning spider-sense would surely detect it.

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The Watercooler: Star Wars is Back

The Watercooler is the best thing you will see on the Internet today, mainly because it is the best thing I saw on the Internet yesterday- often silly, controversial, and/or not safe for work.

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Five O’Clock Fan Art: Half-Life 3

I’ll take it! Valve, I will take Half-Life 3 in any way, shape, or form. Even if it’s just about Gabe Newell struggling to make Half-Life 3 during a dystopian Combine occupation. On second thought, that is the Half-Life 3 that I would prefer. Five O’Clock Fan Art is perfect for wrapping up the work [...]

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Sony to Start $50 Million Dollar ‘Never Stop Playing’ PS Vita Advertising Blitz

Sony plans to pump $50 million into an advertising blitz for the handheld PS Vita.

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I’m Commander Shepard and This… OMG! MASS EFFECT 3 IS GOLD!

Casey Hudson announces that Mass Effect 3 has gone gold ahead of its March 6th release date.

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Cosplay Spotlight: Lightning Farron (Final Fantasy XIII-2)

Whatever qualms I may have about Final Fantasy XIII-2 just don’t matter- good cosplay is beyond preference.

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The Watercooler: Run Goomba Run

The Watercooler is the best thing you will see on the Internet today, mainly because it is the best thing I saw on the Internet yesterday- often silly, controversial, and/or not safe for work.best

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Dear Video Game Industry, DRM Doesn’t Have to be Awful

There’s a right way and a wrong way to combat piracy, as The Darkness II may have (accidentally) helped prove.

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