Hello wonderfully potent, unbelievably attractive, and sexually gifted readers. Ripten was started back in 2007 with the simple more…
There are very few things in this world that infuriate me. Currently the list stands at America’s political system, advanced more…
From all of us to all of you — we at Ripten hope that this coming year helps you get one step closer to your goals in life. May more…
While going to the store to purchase some delicious Jameson for my flask (I have a long train ride to the Burning Angel New more…
I’ve seen my fair share of loot drops during my time as an epically geared Alliance Warrior in the World of Warcraft, and I’d more…
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Full of violence, suggestive situations, language, and anything else bad you can think of video games have always been a more…
Outside of spending time with family, stuffing my face with food, and opening a crap-load of presents, my favorite thing about more…
This post was originally going to be a review, but as Avatar’s plot unfolded, it became clear to me that I could no longer put more…
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In what is perhaps the most shining example of obsession and geekiness I have ever seen, a fella by the name of Bradster has 36 more…
It appears that Microsoft isn’t the only console maker with deep pockets. While Sega can’t remember who works for them and has more…
Not content with the current level of Guitar Hero milking, what if Activision decided to take it to the next level with yet more…
Many people have been wondering how the close relationship between game reviewers and publishers translates into critical more…
Kratos is not a nice guy. His hobbies are killing barbarians, killing peasants, killing hydras, and killing his family. He digs more…




