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MMO, News, PC, Role Playing Game, Satire
Novelty Real Estate Site, Movoto, Prices World of Warcraft’s Grommash Hold

The novelty real estate site, Movoto, tickled us all by pricing Stormwind Keep at $10,293,472 or approximately 7.5 billion in more…

Action, Genre, MMO, PC, Satire
TERA: Rising To Get New and Exciting Small-Ass Monsters

En Mass Entertainment’s action-MMO, TERA: Rising, will soon be getting a brand new PVE element.  The announcement came today, more…

Industry-News, News, PC, Satire
PETA Claims that Pokémon Encourages Animal Abuse

People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals, also known as PeTA, posted a new game on their website today to rally those to more…

Misc, News, Satire
The Lighter Side of E3: Francis

If you watched the live stream for Microsoft’s E3 2012 press conference (which we covered here) and ended up disappointed by more…

News, Satire
Peter Molyneux’s Evil Twin Ain’t “Lion”(head)

  Recently departed Lionhead chief (and now leader of the brand new 22 Cans studio), Peter Molyneux, has been more…

Mobile, News, Satire
Doodle Jump Rejects Kevin Durant’s Game Winning Shot in Latest Sprint Spot

The latest Sprint commercial is going after us, gamers!  That’s right, according to Kevin Durant, some big shot basketball more…

Features, Film and TV, Misc, News, Satire, Video
Liquid-Plumr ‘Double Impact’ Spot Might as well be Super Mario Bros. Porn

Knock, knock. It’s a-me, Mario. Me and-a my brother Luigi hear-a you need someone to snake-a you drain and plumb-a you warp more…

News, PlayStation, PlayStation 3, Satire, Sony
Sony’s Kevin Butler Takes New Position as VP of Bridgestone Football Technology?

It seems that Sony just couldn’t offer Mega-VP of Everything, Kevin Butler, enough money to keep him around. If you were more…

MMO, News, PC, Satire
Satirically Speaking: WoW Edition – The Panda

The following is a satirical piece. It is not meant to be taken seriously. If you take it seriously, I’m afraid there may be more…

Features, Retro, Satire
Marky Mark’s Terrorist Vibrations: Exclusive First Look

In a recent interview, Mark Wahlberg made some comments about how he would have stopped 9/11 from happening.  While many more…