The Extended List of Ripten Greatness

Sometimes things happen in life that effect your blogginess level in ways that even the force could not combat.

This page is a thanks to all the great personalities who helped Ripten become the site it is today. They may not be around as much as they used to be (and with good reason as you can see below) but that doesn’t mean they won’t kick the door down from time to time and make themselves at home.

James Fleming
James is currently hunting down Godzilla with a Super Soaker, because lesser men have tried, and he got tired of watching them fail. Go get him James!!

Check out some of James’ work on the site here.

Josh Pankratz
Josh is currently furthering his education, majoring in rocket science  with a minor in dairy physics. One day, we will all be living in outer space, and the world will demand a higher grade of dairy product. Maybe not today, maybe not tomorrow, but that day will come, and when it does, we will proudly say — “He once gave Fury a 4.0 on our site”.

Check out some of Josh’s work on the site here.

Michael Geslani
Mike is currently a pimp with operations that span the US, Canada, and the UK. The boy likes his money. When Mike isn’t buying stuff he likes to spend his free time with the virtual Jessica Chobot he had built last Christmas.

Check out some of Mike’s work on the site here.

Adam Montgomery
Adam is currently serving as “special producer” on the British Royal Family’s sequel to “Queen’s Row” due to hit stores whenever they deem it ready. We tracked him down in the UK for a comment, but the sly bastard threw on a red blazer and a giant black cotton ball of a hat before we could pull our mic out. We stood their over 3 hours, but he refused to utter a single word.

Check out some of Adam’s work on the site here.

Geoff Haugan
Geoff got word that Solid Snake was “retiring”. He immediately dropped to the ground and did forty-eight thousand pushups — on one hand. After that, he spent the next few weeks growing out a mullet and perfecting his hand to hand combat. We aren’t certain of his whereabouts today, and because of that, we sleep with one eye open.

Check out some of Geoff’s work on the site here.

Nadia Oxford
Nadia is working as a covert spy for the Canadian government. She infiltrated our site in search for intelligence and quickly found out that we had none. However, she did find a recipe for cupcakes that she enjoyed and promised not to kill us. That was nice.

Check out some of Nadia’s work on the site here.