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Genre, News, Nintendo, Sports, Trailers, Wii
Wii Fit Girl Parodies

You knew it had to happen. There’s already a lot of copycat videos out there featuring girls shaking their asses in various more…

News, Wii
Press Scapegoat Wii Fit For Millions In Damages

Both mainstream and games press have reported today that UK women are breaking more than a sweat when it comes to Wii Fit. more…

Action, First Person Shooter, News, Sony, Xbox 360
Bungie Unveils New Halo 3 Map At The Major League Gaming Pro Circuit In San Diego

Despite just releasing a few new maps not too long ago, Bungie was at hand at the MLG San Diego Pro Circuit yesterday and had more…

Film and TV, News, PC, Simulation
Spore Sex: The Beast With Two Backs

This is the video that marks the beginning of a new era in art: Exotic, Erotic Spore Creatures. Source: more…

News
Site Upgrade: We Appreciate Your Blah Blah…

You guys know the drill. We are in the process of updating our backend. During this time we would appreciate if you held off more…

News
Laurent Fischer Apologizes to Geeks and Otaku

Earlier this week, Ripten’s own John “Wardrox” Kershaw reported on Nintendo of Europe’s marketing director Laurent Fischer more…

News, Trailers
Buy Your Girlfriend Wii Fit & Hide Her Pants

Buy your girlfriend Wii Fit immediately. This video has been around for a few weeks now, but for some reason I just don’t more…

Action, Fighting, Genre, Microsoft, Reviews, Xbox 360
360 Review: Ninja Gaiden 2

Ninja Gaiden 2 is the game many 360 action fans have been waiting for. Promising in-depth combat as well as groundbreaking more…

Action, Film and TV, Genre, Reviews
Movie Review: The Incredible Hulk

I am back from my Saturday movie getaway, and I must say, the big green guy was more tolerable the second time around. As for more…

News
I Like Cat Faces. I Like Videogame Characters. I Like Videogame Characters With Cat Faces.

I must say, I do enjoy a nice cat face. They remind me a lot of cats. I also enjoy videogames, and am reminded of them when I more…

Gadgets, Genre, News
The Anger Release Machine: For The Mean Green Incredible Hulk In All Of Us

I know I said I was leaving to go watch the newest Hulk movie, but my girlfriend insisted on bathing first (girls and their more…

News
A Hulking Good Time? Let’s Hope So…

Ouch! Ow! Ow! Ouch! Ouch! As a kid who loved The Incredible Hulk, I will be giving his movie adaptation one more chance. more…

Action, News, PlayStation 3, Xbox 360
Rumor: Mega Man 9 On The Way?

I’ve been waiting for the next real Mega Man game for quite some time. And no, I’m not talking about one of the dozens of more…

MMO, News, PC
Plans for Massive Age of Conan Evolution Revealed

June will see the beginning of some new improvements to the fast-selling Age of Conan. Further additions to Funcom’s game more…

News
Geeked-Out Daily Showcase

Ripten is calling out all of our readers and requesting their help. We are looking to begin a feature called “Geeked-Out” more…