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Today’s Watercooler features a classic: The Little Mermaid. Going back and watching some of the older Disney movies, it’s amazing how much generally slutty behavior the female characters exhibited. This video shows what Ariel was really singing about when she desired to be human.

Do it.

I always had kind of a thing for Ariel, but it wasn’t until I was a little older that I realized the logistics of the situation just didn’t work out. Then I thought about how she likely smelled, and I quickly moved on to Princess Jasmine, which I stand by to this day. Pocahontas is a relatively distant second.

You’re welcome.

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