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		<title>343 Industries Reveal First Details of Halo 4, 5 and 6 &#8211; &#8220;The Reclaimer Trilogy&#8221;</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 29 Aug 2011 01:44:31 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dave Oshry</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[First things first.  Halo 4 will be out in 2012.  It will be a direct sequel to Halo 3.  You will buy it.]]></description>
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<p>First things first.  Halo 4 will be out in 2012.  It will be a direct sequel to Halo 3.  You will buy it.</p>
<p>Now, onto the rest of the news:</p>
<p>Today during Halofest at PAX Prime, <strong>343 Industries</strong> has revealed the first details of Halo 4, 5 and 6 &#8211; which is being called &#8220;The Reclaimer Trilogy&#8221;</p>
<p>Here is the video that was shown at the beginning of the Halo 4 panel today:</p>
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<p>343 stated during the panel that <strong>Halo 4</strong> will see Master Chief and Cortana heading to a very mysterious Forrunner planet and that this new trilogy will delve deeper into the character of Master Chief himself as well as his relationship with Cortana.  Yet, it is certainly <span style="text-decoration: underline;">not</span> the Master Chief origin story some were hoping for.</p>
<p>They did however state that the version of Master Chief you saw in the E3 2011 trailer is not the final version.  They did not comment on whether or not he will be unmasked, but if they do ever have Johnny Boy take his helmet off, it will hopefully go better than <a href="http://youtu.be/9_zsqTqgBTk">when KISS took off their face paint</a>.</p>
<p>Co-op?  Probably.  The Halo Forge?  Definitely.  They love all that community interaction.</p>
<p>They also showed off a new trailer featuring concept art:</p>
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<p>Are you excited for the new <em>Halo</em> trilogy?  Of course you are.</p>
<p>Stay tuned to RipTen for continued coverage.
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		<title>E3 2011: Halo 4 Announced at Microsoft&#8217;s Keynote (Trailer)</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 06 Jun 2011 18:14:56 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Matthew Sims</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Microsoft definitely closed out their show with a bang, showing a quick teaser of Halo 4. The teaser wasn't anything solid, just showing Master Chief and Cortana trying to find a way to escape a destroyed ship.]]></description>
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<p>Microsoft definitely closed out their show with a bang, showing a quick teaser of Halo 4. The teaser wasn&#8217;t anything solid, just showing Master Chief and Cortana trying to find a way to escape a destroyed ship, possibly the one he was in when he went into a cryogenic sleep at the end of Halo 3.</p>
<p>Halo 4, which has been rumored for awhile, will be the start of the a new trilogy that will be headed by 343 Industries. Time will only see how they will handle the legendary franchise. The game is currently scheduled to release Holiday 2012</p>
<p>Check out the trailer and be sure to stay tuned as Ripten covers <a href="http://ripten.com/tag/E311">E3</a> all week long.<br />
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		<title>RipTen Review: Halo: Reach (Xbox 360)</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 12 Sep 2010 12:31:31 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Bryce Wilson</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[It's Bungie's last hurrah. The end of a beautiful partnership. A final product after nearly a decade of love. It's Halo: Reach. How does the game stack up? Read the Ripten review to find out...]]></description>
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<p><strong>It&#8217;s here.</strong> Halo: Reach; possibly one of the biggest exits from a  franchise ever made. A universe of fanboy hope, love and angst rides on  Bungie&#8217;s final title in a franchise that basically made both the Xbox,  and its successor the Xbox 360, what they are today.  And now I am lucky enough (or unlucky, since this is no easy feat) to be reviewing possibly one of the greatest and most hyped console games the world has ever seen. The end of an era, the end of so many memories.</p>
<p>The Halo franchise is one that needs no introduction; but in case you&#8217;ve  been living under a rock, or just finished serving a convenient 10 year  prison sentence, here&#8217;s a quick recap. In 2001 Bungie introduced us to Master Chief, the proverbial pharmacist of ass-kicking medicine. &#8220;Halo:  Combat Evolved&#8221; told the story of a bunch of fancy rings, capable of  destroying planets. You, of course, have to destroy them. Fast forward 3 years and we have  Halo 2. The Flood, an alien plague-like race are introduced, and the  game concludes with a colossal cliff-hanger. To finish the initial  trilogy, Bungie released Halo 3 in which the fate of Cortana (Chiefs AI  and friend) and the Chief remains unknown as they drift off into outer  space, possibly never to be seen again.</p>
<p>Following the announcement that Halo: Reach would be the final Bungie  instalment  in the Halo franchise, everyone was excited. The quality of  the games have gone from strength to strength, getting bigger and better  over the years, with this being no exception. It is with great pride  and happiness that I can indeed say that Halo: Reach is a masterpiece.  It is not a game; it is an experience. One that we are all lucky to be part of.</p>
<p>It&#8217;s the year 2552, and the Human race as we know it is locked into a brutal war of attrition with the Covenant. In this futureless existence, day after day more and more worlds fall, and Reach remains a pillar of light in an otherwise bleak and destroyed horizon. Players assume the role of a new and unnamed addition to the Halo universe; &#8220;Noble 6&#8243;. Reach is an Earth-like planet, and is home to more than 700 million civilians, it is also the home of the United Nations Space Command military hub, and as such it is a planet that can&#8217;t be lost. As opposed to Halo 3, where Master Chief was basically the crème de la crème of war winning and butt kicking, Halo: Reach gives a broader overview of a war that is won by many, not few, or in the traditional Master Chief sense, one.</p>
<p><img class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-36097" title="HaloReach2" src="http://cdn.ripten.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/HaloReach2.jpg" alt="" width="610" height="347" /></p>
<p>Each of the Noble 6 team members has a distinct feel and look. One more badass then the next, yet each appears to have their own story. The graphical feel of Halo: Reach extends across a lot more than just the characters. I think a few times I actually heard my console cry and plead for a break as it worked harder than ever before to produce perhaps one of the best graphical works of art to ever grace the Xbox 360. Gorgeous vistas, beautiful detail and destruction have never looked so good before. Numerous times when playing I just stared at the screen because I couldn&#8217;t believe that the outdated and aging Xbox 360 was actually capable of producing such a good looking title.</p>
<p>With the game being set years before all the others, the technology obviously has changed, and as such needs to be represented differently. Weapons look bulkier and actually give off an air that they have been refined over the years, and made into precise tools of death. The space segment of the game didn&#8217;t look as impressive as it could have, but I was expecting that. At times of high action (Lots of explosions and animation in Firefight/Campaign/Multiplayer) the framerate seemed to dip a slight amount.</p>
<p>That&#8217;s not to say the graphics are the most stand out part of Reach, as they really aren&#8217;t. Bungie has really outdone themselves by adding a literal bucketload of new gameplay features and ideas that I would never have even though of. In Multiplayer you now have access to a variety of new armour abilities. They range from the simple ability to sprint for a prolonged amount of time, right through to a jetpack which can be used to zip around the map. My one gripe with this system is the button placement. I play with the Bumper Jumper button configuration, as do most developed players. And powers like the Jetpack and sprint button require you to physically hold an extra button, the exact opposite idea of Bumper Jumper.</p>
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<p>Mix in the new abilities with a healthy coupling of new multiplayer modes, and you&#8217;ve really got a lively party. Firefight has become the fully fleshed out amazing mode that it should have originally been, and now you can actually play game modes with Firefight, my favourite being Generator Defense.</p>
<p>But just when you though Halo: Reach couldn&#8217;t get any better, believe me, it does. Bungie has given Halo: Reach one of the best, if not the best, soundtracks and mixes I have heard in any of the Halo games. The sense of immersion offered by the graphical engine and story driven experience is only furthermore increased by the amazing work of Marty O&#8217;Donnell, the lead sound engineer at Bungie. The soundtrack is epic, and I would be comfortable saying that the theme song for Halo will be forever etched into my brain.</p>
<p>Whilst trying to write this review the hardest thing I found was separating all the components of the game, because everything blends so seamlessly into everything else. The biggest standout component is Multiplayer though, and boy is it addictive. Bungie has introduced a credits based system that allows you to purchase new armour. Play exceptionally well and you&#8217;ll make bank, bro. But play really bad and you won&#8217;t be snapping necks or cashing cheques. Earning credits extends across everything though, and it literally allows you to play the game at your own pace yet still move forward in the online persistent world. By playing System Link and Split Screen with my friends, I was still earning enough credits to buy armour and I even managed to rank up numerous times.</p>
<p>Bungie carries across their excellent reputation for community interaction and involvement by offering weekly and daily challenges that allow you to prove your skills and earn extra credits. These add a great level of competition and a desire to better your previous score and to be better than all your friends. The only downside to multiplayer is the lack of maps. There are 13 maps in total, however four of those are maps from previous games. Whilst the sense of nostalgia is cool and interesting, I already find myself looking to the first and inevitable map pack. Some of the maps are brilliant, my favourite being The Cage, however one of them in particular, The Spire,  is really too big and just seems like a demo map for all the vehicles. I could imagine it being awesome for Social Big Team though.</p>
<p><img class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-36098" title="HaloReach3" src="http://cdn.ripten.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/HaloReach3.jpg" alt="" width="610" height="347" /></p>
<p>This problem is alleviated by Forge World, a pimped out version of Forge (The Halo Map Editor) that first made its appearance in Halo 3. Forge World is a massive expanse, with a number of different areas to make new and exciting maps and game modes. I literally cannot wait to see what the community does with this tool, after seeing all the crazy and zany stuff made in Halo 3.</p>
<p>It&#8217;s hard to want any more from a game that is as feature packed as Halo: Reach. The perfect culmination of all the essential parts within the game outstrip the very best console shooters we&#8217;ve ever seen. Couple this with a brilliant story, redefined multiplayer modes and one of the best graphical engines ever seen on a console, and you really have a fitting end to Bungie&#8217;s involvement with Halo. <strong>Thanks for all the memories.</strong></p>
<p><strong>Here&#8217;s The Rundown:</strong></p>
<p><strong><span style="color: #008000;">+ Amazing Story Told Through a Beautiful Campaign</span><br />
<span style="color: #008000;">+ Some of The Best Character Development in the Halo Series</span><br />
<span style="color: #008000;">+ A Legendary Exit By a Legendary Developer</span><br />
<span style="color: #ff0000;">- A little lacking on the map side</span><br />
<span style="color: #ff0000;">- Bungie Has Gone . . .</span><br />
<span style="color: #ff0000;">- Framerate Stutters Occasionally</span></strong></p>
<p><span style="color: #ff0000;"><img class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-36099" title="ripten-rating-9.5" src="http://cdn.ripten.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/ripten-rating-9.5.jpg" alt="" width="510" height="130" /></span></p>
<p><em>Halo: Reach was developed by Bungie and was published by  Microsoft for the Xbox 360. The  game releases worldwide on the 14th of September 2010.  The game was played til completion in Single Player, with around 25+ hours sunk into System Link, Firefight and Co-op. Halo Reach was played on  an Xbox 360 Pro with a 60GB Hard Drive,  Logitech x530 5.1 Surround  Sound, Tritton AX720 5.1 Dolby Digital  Headset and a Samsung P2350 23″  (1920×1080) LCD Monitor was used for  display.</em></p>
<p><em>Thanks to <a href="http://www.xbox360achievements.org">Xbox360Achievements</a> for the screenshots.<br />
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		<title>Top 10 Nicest Asses in Videogames &#8211; #10</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 05 Dec 2008 06:59:27 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dan Landis</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Far too often we&#8217;ve seen top ten lists about boobies, yet nobody seems to have taken the time to appreciate what&#8217;s really important about women &#8212; their hearts. Of course by hearts, I&#8217;m talking about the shape of their sweet, sweet asses. What, you thought I was actually going to be a gentleman and care [...]]]></description>
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<p>Far too often we&#8217;ve seen top ten lists about boobies, yet nobody seems to have taken the time to appreciate what&#8217;s really important about women &#8212; their hearts. Of course by hearts, I&#8217;m talking about the shape of their sweet, sweet asses. What, you thought I was actually going to be a gentleman and care about anything other than looks? Get real (that&#8217;s a joke, kids &#8212; respect your mother).</p>
<p>Anyhow, the point is that there are plenty of men (and women) in this world who would consider themselves fans of the bottom half. Men are actually very evenly divided between boob lovers and ass lovers, and we need to try to counterbalance all these titty lists with a list about butts.</p>
<p>We will be counting down the best heinies over the next several days, some of which may surprise you, but all of them are sure to please. So without further ado, I give you Ripten&#8217;s Top 10 Nicest Asses in Videogames! No, wait &#8212; here&#8217;s some more ado: many of these images are <strong>NSFW</strong>, so make sure you know who&#8217;s around before you start fapping. <span id="more-8715"></span></p>
<p><em>Click images to enlarge.</em></p>
<h2>#10 &#8211; Cortana (Halo 2 and 3)</h2>
<p><a href="http://cdn.ripten.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/12/pp-cortana2-1.jpg"><img class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-8744" title="Cortana" src="http://cdn.ripten.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/12/pp-cortana2-1.jpg" alt="" width="510" height="209" /></a></p>
<p>Okay, let&#8217;s get a few things out of the way first. Some of you will argue that Cortana shouldn&#8217;t really count because she&#8217;s not real, she&#8217;s just a hologram. While that may be true, none of the videogame babes on this list are &#8220;real&#8221; so it&#8217;s almost hypocritical to exclude her for that reason. Within the context of the game, though, Cortana is actually modeled after her creator, Dr. Halsey, so maybe we should put her name up there instead of Cortana&#8217;s.</p>
<p>You also may have noticed that only Halo 2 and 3 are listed next to her name. Before any fanboys get all uppity, we are well aware that Cortana was in the original Halo. Maybe you should go back and check her out and then you&#8217;ll realize why we didn&#8217;t include it. Hint: she&#8217;s kinda ugly.</p>
<p>So what&#8217;s so great about Cortana&#8217;s booty? Well, for one thing she&#8217;s pretty much attached to the Master Chief so he can just pop her out any time he wants to have a gander at that rear or, you know, talk to her. Additionally, she&#8217;s a hologram and semi-transparent, so you can stare at her ass even when you&#8217;re in front of her. How great is that!  She also appears to be filled with some kind of fizzy, delicious raspberry soda, so that&#8217;s a plus.</p>
<p>The major downfall here is, obviously, that you can&#8217;t ever touch her (not that you could really touch any of these girls, but you know what I mean). This isn&#8217;t like a sexual harassment or work appropriate kind of thing, it&#8217;s because she&#8217;s a freaking hologram. No matter how hot she may get or how many digital squats she does to perk up that posterior, it ultimately just makes her that much more of a tease. For this reason alone, we can&#8217;t justify having her any higher on the list than number 10.</p>
<p>And now, let&#8217;s look at the evidence (click to enlarge):</p>
<p style="text-align: center;"><a href="http://cdn.ripten.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/12/pp-cortana-1.jpg"><img class="size-full wp-image-8745" title="Cortana" src="http://cdn.ripten.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/12/pp-cortana-1.jpg" alt="" width="199" height="232" /></a></p>
<p style="text-align: center;"><a href="http://cdn.ripten.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/12/pp-cortana3-1.jpg"><img class="size-full wp-image-8746" title="Cortana" src="http://cdn.ripten.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/12/pp-cortana3-1.jpg" alt="" width="199" height="303" /></a></p>
<p style="text-align: center;"><a href="http://cdn.ripten.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/12/pp-cortana4-1.jpg"><img class="size-full wp-image-8747" title="Cortana" src="http://cdn.ripten.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/12/pp-cortana4-1.jpg" alt="" width="300" height="221" /></a></p>
<p>I believe we&#8217;ve made our point.</p>
<p>Tune in tomorrow for our 9th best booty as we count down the Top 10 Nicest Asses in Videogames.</p>
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