And you thought living off the grid was going to save you. I was going to make some joke about Don’t Fear the Reaper, but I’ll be damned if I’m not a little scared right now.

Whoa there, Rosalina, life after Super Mario Galaxy was not kind to you. Those star bits weren’t for you!

With all of this out-of-season heat we’ve been having in California, I would gladly travel to this chill-looking planet. I realize I’d probably die the second I stepped of the ship, but it is really hot you guys.

Bad, bad Patrick Brown, posting his fan art all over town. Meaner than a junkyard dog, I don’t know the words to this song.

I have a terrible memory, but I vaguely recall posting an Adventure Time/Zelda crossover picture and saying it was the best Adventure Time mash-up yet. I take back that statement and bestow it upon DovahFinn. That’s assuming I even said it in the first place. I honestly have no idea. I should probably see a doctor.

Hey look guys, it’s Final Fantasy goggles man getting his drink on. Yeah, I don’t really know Final Fantasy, but this an impressive painting regardless. I also find it weird that it’s a voluntary advertisement for both Final Fantasy VII and Blue Moon Beer. Getcha’ drink on, everybody.

“I choose you, Pikach- oh no! No! Bad pokemon! Bad!” Do you think pokemon trainers have to regularly clean poop out of the pokeballs? I bet they do.

“Sonic, he’s got attitude!” That’s all I remember from the Sonic TV show. Oh, and the chili dogs! Sonic loved his chili dogs. I also remember his terrible chili dog farts.

“Bulba! Bulba! He’s no good to me dead. Bulba!”

From studying these fascinating early hieroglyphics, we can deduce that ducks were always a popular source of nourishment and that dog was always an insufferable ass.

Nintendo, are you even paying attention to all of this awesome, realistic Zelda fan art that I’m posting? Justin Berube, shoot Reggie a text for me.

More stylized nonsense, please. The Mega Man series already has wonderful art direction, but when you eat a bunch of drugs it seems to get a whole lot funkier.

Why did it take me so long to find Law & Order fan art? Somebody whip me up a picture of Finn and Detective Nichols. That’s my crime fighting dream team right there.

Being the bad guy ain’t just about rollin’ heads and snatchin’ dames. Sometimes ya gotta take a load off, grab a brew with your villain pals, and shoot the breeze. But the before the long the conversation always turns toward rollin’ heads and snatchin’ dames.

Birdo, you crime against nature. You terrifying, disgusting abomination in the eyes of God. You blight upon the Mushroom Kingdom. I will see you in Hell.