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If you thought video game fanboys were serious about their console of choice, get ready to witness Mac and PC advocates lay their lives on the line in an epically brutal street fight courtesy of Canada based studio, The Acid Factory.

In short, several Mac lovers, dressed in “Steve Jobs” black, go toe-to-toe with what appears to be the “Revenge of the Nerds” PC club. If you’ve ever wondered what a West Side Story meets Evil Dead Mac vs PC mash-up would look like, you’re in for a treat.

A warning for the squeamish, while this video does feature a musical flair, it’s loaded with gore, blood, and guts — literally. Alright, you’ve been warned, hit the jump and enjoy the geeked-out carnage in all its glory. Read more…

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Olivia Munn Dances Provocatively with Fish (Video)

by Chad Lakkis on October 20, 2008

Have you ever wondered if Olivia Munn, co-host of G4TV’s Attack of the Show, could make dancing with dead fish look sexy? Well, you aren’t the only one. It appears that someone on the G4 staff read our filthy mind and found a way to work it into the show.

The last time I got this excited over a dead fish, I was watching the end of Jaws 1. Hit the jump to see Olivia get it on with trout, salmon, and some extra slippery squid. Read more…

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Sackboy Gives Sarah Palin the Pimp Hand

by Justin Arnold on October 14, 2008

If you’re like me – and I know you are – you have been enjoying the Schadenfreude as Republican vice-presidential candidate Gov. Sarah Palin has been routinely savaged in the media.

It would seem now that Gov. Palin has now been rendered into a “Sackgirl” via LittleBigPlanet. Yes, someone actually took the time to make a Sarah Palin Sack Girl.

Yet the video seems to border less on the political auteur spectrum and more on the Rick James pimp-hand. Observe: Read more…

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BlizzCon08 Dance Contest Gets Chippndales Dancer

Day one of BlizzCon 08 wrapped up with a dance contest hosted by comedian Jay Mohr, and while there were no shortage of contestants, the gentleman below was our hands-down favorite “funny” dancer of the night.

Anyone who has seen the SNL Chippendales skit featuring Patrick Swayze and the late Chris Farley will really appreciate the moves and music exhibited during the clips opening routine. However, those who play the World of Warcraft game know the dance better as that of the Boomkin.

If funny is not your cup of tea, hang around for the final dance. Jamie and her “undead female” routine will have you wishing for a gaming geek themed strip club. Hit the jump. Read more…

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Legend of Neil: Episode 5 (NSFW)

by Chad Lakkis on August 21, 2008

If you are new to the web series titles “Legend of Neil”, it is based off of exactly what you think it is based off of — The Legend of Zelda. This version however, is something that would never get the Nintendo family seal of approval.

Neil’s journey to the videogame world of Hyrule begins when he decides to get himself off while playing a drunk game of Zelda. He wraps the controller cord around his neck (for added stimulation of course) and blacks out in the process. When Neil wakes he finds that he is no longer at home on his couch.

The series is well produced and very entertaining. Have at episode five as well as links to the four previous episodes after the jump. Read more…

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The more I see, the more I believe. When I spoke to an EA/Tiburon employee at this years E3, he told me that the company was really trying to change the way they interact with their community. Well, it seems they are putting their money were their mouth is, and doing just that.

It wasn’t long ago that Levinator25, a Tiger Woods 2008 gamer, uploaded a glitch he had found in the game to Youtube. The bug allowed his virtual Tiger Woods to make a shot as he hovered over a body of water.

In a hilarious response from EA Sports, the following video claims that the “feature” was not a glitch, and calls on the real life Woods to prove it. Read more…

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Dark Knight Trailer Spoof

by Chad Lakkis on July 30, 2008

Check out this funny Dark Knight trailer spoof created by Evil Iguana Productions. Five minutes of your time well spent. The last 10 seconds may be a slight spoiler for anyone who hasn’t seen the movie yet, although we are pretty sure that everyone on earth has seen it at least twice by now. Enjoy. Read more…

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Super Mario: Bowser’s Minions Get Even

by Chad Lakkis on July 30, 2008

If you ever wondered what would happen if all of Bowser’s minions got together, questioned his authority, formed a union, and refused to operate by his rules any longer, then this video is for you. Enjoy. Read more…

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If you enjoyed the last Battlefield: BC trailer, Snake Eyes, and its cheeky pokes at Metal Gear Solid, chances are you will love these two new trailers.
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Buy Your Girlfriend Wii Fit & Hide Her Pants

by Chad Lakkis on June 15, 2008


Buy your girlfriend Wii Fit immediately. This video has been around for a few weeks now, but for some reason I just don’t mind watching it again — and for the record, I could care less whether it was a marketing ploy or not.

In closing, let’s put things in perspective. While “Wii Fit Ass Girl” is nice, the Wii Fit will never reach its full sex inducing potential until Nintendo creates an interactive cowgirl stripper “whirl your lasso around” game. See example below.


So lets go Nintendo! No more kid games. The hard working men out there fully expect to see some new Wii Fit games that better utilize the many capabilities of the female body.

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Video Tribute to Jack Thompson

by John Kershaw on February 25, 2008

This is just a tribute.

With the recent antics of everybody’s favorite neighborhood lawyer stirring gamers everywhere to utter a few choice words towards the man, the guys over at Pure Pwnage decided to give him a musical tribute. Hit the jump to watch the music video that’ll be stuck in your head for at least a week. Read more…

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