Who Needs $5,700 When You Have a Wii?
by Dan Landis on November 12, 2008
Senior citizens were horrified to learn that their Nintendo Wii was stolen from the Northeastern Senior Community Center in Mount Wolf, PA. The missing $2,700 in cash, the $3,000 in checks — they don’t care about that. They just want their Nintendo Wii back, stating “Give us our Wii back, you assholes!”
Okay, they didn’t say that exactly, but they still want their Wii back… you assholes. Read more…
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AARP Launches Free Portal for Gaming Grandmas
by Dan Landis on June 24, 2008
The geriatric advocate organization known only as “AARP” (pronounced “aarp”) has recently launched a gaming portal on its website. AARP collaborated with Arkadium, a “game solutions developer,” to create a “Game Arena” that would “drive traffic” and “build loyalty” in the AARP community. The Game Arena is part of a host of new features added to keep old people entertained while they’re collecting mothballs. Read more…
