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The Watercooler - Guilty as Hell Edition

by Dan Landis on November 8, 2008

The Watercooler

Warning: The Watercooler is the best thing you will see on the Internet today, mainly because it is the best thing I saw on the Internet yesterday. Be advised that The Watercooler is not necessarily videogame related (it usually won’t be), and is often silly, controversial, and/or not safe for work (NSFW). If this type of content frequently offends you, please be aware that I just warned you — if you still click through and get offended, it will be your own stupid fault. Otherwise, please continue…

Today’s Watercooler features a picture of a girl… a little girl… and a burning house. You would think that this girl is perhaps a neighbor or maybe even a former resident of this flaming building, and she should be visibly upset or scared or… anything other than the look she has on that evil little face of hers. Read more…

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Next Gen Bionic Commando Announced

by Rob Way on October 16, 2007

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Capcom has announced development of “Bionic Commando” for the 360, PS3, and PC platforms.

You might remember the 8-bit version of the game from its debut on the NES, or its reincarnations on Gameboy and Gameboy Color. Capcom hopes to invigorate this hibernating franchise with stunning new graphics and game play.

Looks aside, the chain swinging action that was a staple of the series is still in full effect, with wall-walking, rappelling, swinging, and all the other fun stuff you can do with a hook and chain! Read more…

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