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Playing Wii Won’t Make You Slim

by Patrick Steen on December 26, 2007

Though I’m not saying it will make you fat.

Just like knitting won’t reduce your Grandmother’s waist but may loosen the stiffness of her digits, the Wii might help you balance, but it certainly won’t drop your calories. Read more…

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