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		<title>Legend of Neil: Episode 4 (NSFW)</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 15 Aug 2008 08:26:43 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[If you are new to the web series titles &#8220;Legend of Neil&#8221;, it is based off of exactly what you think it is based off of &#8212; The Legend of Zelda. This version however, is something that would never get the Nintendo family seal of approval. Neil&#8217;s journey to the videogame world of Hyrule begins [...]]]></description>
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<p>If you are new to the web series titles &#8220;Legend of Neil&#8221;, it is based off of exactly what you think it is based off of &#8212; The Legend of Zelda. This version however, is something that would never get the Nintendo family seal of approval.</p>
<p>Neil&#8217;s journey to the videogame world of Hyrule begins when he decides to get himself off while playing a drunk game of Zelda. He wraps the controller cord around his neck (for added stimulation of course) and blacks out in the process. When Neil wakes he finds that he is no longer at home on his couch.</p>
<p>The series is well produced and very entertaining. Have at episode four as well as links to the three previous episodes after the jump. <span id="more-6772"></span></p>
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<p>Legend of Neil: Episode 4 description and credits via the Atom website.</p>
<blockquote><p><strong>Description:</strong> Neil may have learned how to shoot lasers out of his sword and defeat Octorocks, but will he be able to overcome his dumb face and stupid brain?</p>
<p><strong>Credits:</strong> Creator: Sandeep Parikh, Producer: Leah Mann, Director: Sandeep Parikh, Producer: Sandeep Parikh, Writer: Tony Janning, Writer: Sandeep Parikh, Cast: Tony Janning, Cast: Eric Acosta, Cast: Scott Chernoff, Cast: Sandeep Parikh.</p></blockquote>
<p><strong>Legend of Neil:</strong> <a href="http://www.atom.com/funny_videos/legend_of_neil_1/" target="_blank">Episode 1</a>, <a href="http://www.atom.com/funny_videos/legend_of_neil_2/" target="_blank">Episode 2</a>, <a href="http://www.atom.com/funny_videos/legend_of_neil_3/" target="_blank">Episode 3</a>,</p>
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