Games can create funny situations- but there are loads of scripted jokes too. Here are ten great ones.

It was out on hold after EA deemed PS3 “too exotic and tough” to develop for, but it seems like they’re ready for another crack at it. Producer David Silverman has announced that people are already working the PS3 version. And it isn’t just a port.

DRM is still one of the biggest topics this year. Some people hate it, some people don’t care, and a few people are sympathetic to the fight against piracy. Well, it seems like EA decided to make DRM unbelievably obnoxious fun by making the game’s registration a cute little number puzzle. And by “cute little [...]

David Hasselhoff, King of self-parody, has starred in a promotional microsite for EA’s Red Alert 3. Seriously, these videos are so good they could populate The Watercooler all year long. Explosions? Check. Bikinis? Check. Extreme sports? Check. The Hoff? Double check. The videos parody infomercial-style adverts, and are clinically proven to be the best thing [...]

After a seven year wait, Command & Conquer: Red Alert 3 is finally shipping today, to be released on October 30 for PC, worldwide. The XBox 360 version is set to follow suit on 11 November. That’s right, it’s almost time for Tim Curry, the world’s most Russian-looking non-Russian, to take the world by storm [...]

Hey look, Gemma Atkinson. No doubt about it, Ms Atkinson’s a looker – we’re totally sure about that. What we’re not so sure about is this latest video from Red Alert 3′s increasingly bizarre ad campaign. It’s dubbed a “remix” and features a vast array of random clips from Red Alert 3′s superstar cast, interspersed [...]

It’s a corporate shafting dressed up like an act of goodwill. Following the Spore DRM backlash, EA had the smarts to head off any possible speculation about Red Alert 3. It will feature the same SecuROM protection, but give owners two extra activations before they have to ring up EA customers services and try their [...]

People, please! What is all the fighting about? There’s plenty of keys to go around! And by plenty of keys, I mean there’s only one. Okay, commence fighting. This just in: In some epiphany of clarity (and insanity, surely) EA/FilePlanet have decided that they’d like more people in on the Red Alert 3 beta. If [...]

So, I sat at my computer, staring at an inbox of mostly EA press releases. Wanting something exciting to report to ripten readers, I sent a quick instant message to our own John Kershaw.