When will the long line of lovely ladies willing to throw themselves ass first in front of a camera, while they fiddle with gaming related paraphernalia, ever end — and do we really ever want it to?

First Wii Fit Girl, and now we present to you, Bikini-Clad Guitar Hero Girl. The screen appears gray and choppy for the first 10 seconds or so, but rest assured, a very nice female figure adorned in dental floss appears shortly thereafter.

Enjoy.  Oh, and this is so not safe for work.

Source: N4G

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With E3 fast approaching, we’ve decided to put this video up to demonstrate the awesomeness that we will never see there.  The following should be considered “not safe for work,” but it might be worth the risk to watch it right now anyways.

This video is from last year’s Games Convention in Germany.  I have no idea what the game is they are promoting, but we are officially giving it a 10.  E3 and it’s booth babe-itude has drastically reduced over the past few years, but at least the Europeans still have their heads on straight.  Okay, I’ll stop writing now and let the video speak for itself.

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