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		<title>PS3 Exclusive Lost? Final Fantasy Versus XIII Being Ported to Sega Master System&#8230;</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 13 Aug 2008 04:32:39 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Chad Lakkis</dc:creator>
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It appears that Microsoft isn&#8217;t the only console maker with deep pockets. While Sega can&#8217;t remember who works for them and has made it clear that they have no intentions of reviving the Dreamcast console, it seems that the company hasn&#8217;t forgotten the pain that Sony caused them when its PlayStation first hit the market.
Sega [...]]]></description>
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<p style="text-align: justify;">It appears that Microsoft isn&#8217;t the only console maker with deep pockets. While Sega <a href="http://www.ripten.com/2008/08/12/sega-ceo-misspoke-yu-suzuki-still-employed-as-creative-officer-dreamcast-2-anyone/">can&#8217;t remember who works for them</a> and has made it clear that they have no intentions of <a href="http://www.ripten.com/2008/07/23/dreamcrushed-sega-says-no-to-dreamcast-2/">reviving the Dreamcast</a> console, it seems that the company hasn&#8217;t forgotten the pain that Sony caused them when its PlayStation first hit the market.</p>
<p style="text-align: justify;">Sega kept shut for years, waiting for the right moment to strike. Seeing Sony in what appeared to be a moment of weakness after the Microsoft/Final Fantasy XIII payout, Sega made the call to go in for the kill. The company now has a Square Enix port of their own &#8212; FF Versus XIII.</p>
<p style="text-align: justify;">First look at this amazing game after the break. <span id="more-6649"></span></p>
<p style="text-align: center;"><img class="size-full wp-image-6656" title="ffxiii-versus-sega-ms-loading2" src="http://www.ripten.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/08/ffxiii-versus-sega-ms-loading2.jpg" alt="" /></p>
<p style="text-align: justify;">The loading screen features classic Sega Master System split second response &#8212; you won&#8217;t have to sit there all day while Mr. Mustache smokes a cigar.</p>
<p style="text-align: center;"><img class="size-full wp-image-6657" title="ffxiii-versus-sega-ms-gameplay1" src="http://www.ripten.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/08/ffxiii-versus-sega-ms-gameplay1.jpg" alt="" /></p>
<p style="text-align: justify;">Gameplay mechanics will have you saying Mega Man what? We believe that the screen above is real in-game footage and not CGI, but we have yet to receive confirmation from Sega or Square Enix.</p>
<p style="text-align: center;"><img class="size-full wp-image-6658" title="ffxiii-versus-sega-ms-cinematic1" src="http://www.ripten.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/08/ffxiii-versus-sega-ms-cinematic1.jpg" alt="" /></p>
<p style="text-align: justify;">This cinematic presentation in the Sega Master System port of FFXIII Versus leaves me wanting to see more. Unfortunately the game is still in the early stages of development (hard to believe) and will not be touched again until Square finishes the PS3 version.</p>
<p style="text-align: justify;">Source: <a href="http://www.ripten.com/forum/viewtopic.php?f=3&amp;t=112#p691">extreme boredom</a> (via: validating my most anticipated game of the Fall)<!-- adman --></p>
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		<title>E3 2009 Location Announced (Downsized Again)</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 22 Jul 2008 08:44:42 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Chad Lakkis</dc:creator>
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If you want to be one of the lucky few invited, you had better rsvp soon. Word is the location only holds about 25-50 people, and that&#8217;s not including Barbie and her friends.
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<p>If you want to be one of the lucky few invited, you had better rsvp soon. Word is the location only holds about 25-50 people, and that&#8217;s not including Barbie and her friends.</p>
<p>Of course this is a joke, but with the obvious downsizing of the event each year, I couldn&#8217;t resist. Tell me where you think the event should be held next year. Looking forward to seeing what you come up with.<!-- adman --></p>
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