If what I’ve played so far is any indication of what’s left to come, this game has the potential to be one of the greatest RPGs I’ve ever played… and I’ve played ‘em all.

Have you ever played Mass Effect 2 as a male and thought about giving Garrus or Thane some totally hetero love?

Hey all you perverted RipTen readers – don’t act like you’ve never heard of BoneTown. Well, now the sleazy bastards at DDub software are taking it to the next level. Get ready for BoneCraft.

The thing everyone knew would happen, has totally happened. Some sad, sad person has actually coded a Sex game around Microsoft’s Kinect device.

In a move that has possibly blocked the education of virgins the world over (Obviously a joke), Zombie Cow’s sex education title “Privates” has been banned from the Xbox LIVE Arcade…

So apparently because some university nerds aren’t getting any, they think that no one else in the world should be, either. That’s why the University of Central Florida has spent nearly a half million dollars on developing a game to help teenage girls resist peer pressure to have sex. The game doesn’t have a title yet, but is expected to be released in 2011.

It’s actually been a while since we’ve heard parents complain about video game violence and kids, and I’m shocked, really. Come on, parents- don’t you know your kids are playing Grand Theft Auto, then going out and smoking cocaine off of hookers …

It has leaked on the web that several GameStop locations in the North East (Brooklyn NY, Philadelphia PA, Bowling Green Ohio) have been selling Modern Warfare 2 before its November 10th release date — as in today.

Why choose when you don’t have to? After perusing the recently revealed Fable II achievement list, one of the many that really jumped out at me was The Swinger — 5 points if you “take part in a orgy, responsibly”. I’m assuming this means group sex while wearing a condom and remembering to feed your [...]

Color me surprised.  According to women’s fitness magazine Oxygen (which I totally do not have a subscription to), playing videogames burns 50% more calories in a hour than “athletic” sex does.  And that’s not including the Wii or Dance Dance Revolution — I’m talking just regular ol’ sitting-on-your-ass-tapping-buttons videogames.

This is the video that marks the beginning of a new era in art: Exotic, Erotic Spore Creatures. Source: Gamevideos