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Caption Wanted: Web Fluid Overrated?

Chad Lakkis — Sun, 04 Nov 2007 05:09:08 +0000

We think we have found the perfect way to get rid of the extra games we get from publishers, and find out just how creative our readers are at the same time.

This edition of “Caption Wanted” will be awarding one copy of Tony Hawk’s Proving Ground (360) and Spider-Man Friend or Foe (360) to the individual with the caption that makes us laugh the hardest. Nothing to lose, and some free games to gain — so show us what ya’ got.

Tony Hawk’s Proving Ground (PS3/360)

Michael Bencic — Fri, 02 Nov 2007 00:02:59 +0000

There’s a right and a wrong way to do things. Then there’s a middle of the road. You know, complacent. Boring. Non eventful. Or as I like to call it, Tony Hawk, post Pro Skater 2.

I have a few philosophies in life. Tao of Mike #251. “If a hip and cool spokesperson is almost 10 years older than myself, he is no longer than face of a new generation. He’s just an old man selling out.” Sorry, Tony. There may have been a time where I sought out your tapes, owned several of your boards, and wished I could be as cool as you. That was 1986. I was 11. I am a fan, and I will always look on those days fondly. Like all great things that come to an end, your days of Pro Skater supremacy are over. Some say Skate is the next generation. I say it’s time to leave skateboards underneath my Vans and off of my console.

So, what is the problem with the Hawk series this year? The same virus that seems to be infecting almost all sports games in recent memory — too much complexity. Trying to include the kitchen sink, and thinking that every button on an overcrowded Six-axis has to cramp up my hand and leave it as lifeless as the stump Bob Dole sticks his pen into.

There’s so much going on, so many ways to manipulate a trick, that I found myself staring at the skateboard in my bedroom and thinking how much easier it would actually be to ride in real life than mash buttons in this game.

There’s plenty here to enjoy, yet it’s all been done before (and more effectively) in previous installments of the Hawk series. Proving Ground is tiresome and repetitive, and I have felt that way since Pro Skater 2 on the Dreamcast, which absolutely kicked ass.

It’s become such a joke that every single year during E3, Activision’s PR/marketing firm, or a Neversoft rep declares the new Hawk incarnation to be THE definitive skating/Tony Hawk experience. That leaves me wondering, ‘So why should we purchase THIS years edition, if in 2009 you’ll just be declaring how much 2008 sucked?’

So, here we are. Different year, with a similar experience. It’s hard to be inspired during a review when a game is so mediocre. A truly phenomenal game gets my juices flowing, and a horrid game will piss me off, instigating a rant. This is neither. It’s just there.

My Uncle Dan use to say that “It doesn’t matter if people love you or hate you, what’s important is that you do something that is memorable.” Although he probably ripped it off of someone else, it’s still cool, because my uncle Dan is a unique fellow who you surely would not forget. Make your mark and don’t settle, good advice in life, and in game design.

You can add one more to the list, and that would be “know when to retire”. Tony, do you really want to be the 45 year old guy on the cover a video game with hair dye and air-brushed wrinkles? You’ve had a good run, one could even consider you an endearing video game mascot. Even a perennial console veteran like Sonic the Hedgehog, had his reign come to an end (thanks to many sub-par adventures).

Once upon a time, that little blue cliché threatened Mickey Mouse and Super Mario for worldwide recognition, but now, it appears that his time has ended. Maybe you should consider a nice room in the retirement home with Sonic, Bubsy, Knuckles, Aero the Acrobat, and R.O.B. the Robot. I hear they have pudding with their lunch! Do you like pudding, Tony? Okay, calm down grandpa, don’t get too excited. That hip is fragile, and your bed (while it is tilted at an angle) is not a half pipe!

All of this is pointless, of course, if 2008′s Tony Hawk beats Skate to a bloody pulp in sales. Then, by all means, keep ‘em coming Hawk-man. Until then, I’ll let Roxy (my dog) pull me through the park on my board. It’s less cramping on my fingers and much more fun. Who knew? Reality can be enjoyable!

Preview: Tony Hawk’s Proving Ground “Nail Or Fail” You Decide…

Chad Lakkis — Fri, 15 Jun 2007 23:50:49 +0000

Gosh, he is so hot! Maybe if I keep staring he’ll smack me with his board!

Seemingly following the Hollywood trend of sequels with different names, Neversoft gives gamers a first look at “Tony Hawk’s Proving Ground”. The 9th iteration of the blockbuster skating series will kick flip its way onto the Xbox 360 and PS3 with pure unadulterated high definition graphics. Wii, PS2, and DS owners are in on the act as well, although the publisher would like to remind everyone that “gameplay and content may vary” from console to console. Thanks for the heads up guys.

Want to video tape yourself? (skating) Then you are going to love the addition of a tricked out video editor (PS3 and Xbox 360 versions only) that allows you to not only capture video clips of yourself tearing up the streets, but edit and string them together to form your very own highlight reel. You can even post them online for the world to see.

In terms of gameplay, you will have two trick nailing options to chose from. “Nail The Grab” which offers up an automatic set of controls that use the analogs to control your hand movement and “Nail The Manual” which as the name implies gives gamers more control over the moves through a manual set of control options. While both modes have their advantages and disadvantages, if the ability to freakishly manipulate your board while skating turns you on then Grab mode is the way to go.

Want to personalize your character for the long run? No problem, this years title allows you to pick from three classes of skaters: Career (Dad said get a job, and now I skate professionally), Hardcore (Dad said get a job, and I said rules are for sissy’s), and finally Rigger (your board is the only family you have ever known). Learn more about this feature in the video below.

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Oh, and if you get “board” with all that, how about picking up that piece of wood beneath your feet and smacking an innocent bystander up side the head with it? If you answered “hell yeah” then you’re going to love the new attack mode feature. Attacking people in a skating game? Yep. In fact, when you take into consideration all the press and publicity given to those that upset Captain Jack Thompson these days, we’re actually surprised that MORE developers aren’t cashing in by throwing random acts of sex and violence into their games as well.

Finally, every skater knows that after a long day of grinding, flipping, and bashing in grandmas head as she walks home with her groceries (sorry that is just so wrong) that there is nothing better than coming home and crashing in your custom crib. With the addition of “Skate Lounge” you will be able to do just that. Paint the walls and deck the floors, you name and “you can do it!” Pimp your place with everything from plasma screens to Italian sculpted water fountains (because a statue that pees water will totally get you laid). From B-town to P-town and through the streets of DC, this world is big, its enormous, its Tony Hawks Proving Ground and its available this Fall.