Hello wonderfully potent, unbelievably attractive, and sexually gifted readers. Ripten was started back in 2007 with the simple goal of delivering videogame reviews, interviews, previews, trailers, events, and news to our reader base. The site has gone through periods that show one to three posts per day and others where it has cranked out upwards [...]

Not content with the current level of Guitar Hero milking, what if Activision decided to take it to the next level with yet another game? We suggest — Vagina Hero! We all know what the girls are thinking anyways when they get all googily-faced over guitarists, even fake guitarists. Might as well stop faking the [...]